Contents of this article
- 1.Dota is a text version of the jokes that Xiaoye is not crazy about Kuangshi.
- 2. Crayon Shin-chan’s classic funny quotes
- 3. Take stock: What are the funny jingles and limericks in DOTA?
- 4. Classic quotes from Anthony’s love letters
Dota Xiaoye is not crazy, Kuangshi, the text version of the jokes he usually tells
I have two favorite jokes:
1: Dota is a game for ten people. You have to understand the sense of responsibility. Every move you make will affect others. Just like in reality, you belong to yourself, but you do not belong to yourself, because we all have too many bonds and cannot do whatever we want, such as your parents, your friends, the people you love and the people who love you. Don't think that these are all burdens in life. It is precisely because of these that your life is rich and wonderful enough. The state in which one person has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry seems to be free and easy, but behind the free and easy life is deep loneliness and paleness. (From the Seventeenth Egg
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2: Life is colorful, complex and ever-changing. We make so many decisions and do so many things. It’s really hard to tell what’s right and what’s right. Wrong, I don’t know how I will go in the future, and I don’t know how far I can go. There will always be people who come out to point out, and I have to walk on the path I choose, even if I am kneeling or lying on my stomach. (From Kuangshi Comes to Happy New Year
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These two are my favorites~~
Crayon Shin-chan classic funny quotes
Ax King said: You were killed by me with a knife and you still said you were invincible? It’s true that “the most humble person is invincible”! Below are the classic funny quotes from Dota that I compiled. Welcome to read.
dota classic funny quotes
1. Musket: Do you have a big phantom thorn?
2. Musket: Go and catch the wizard.
3. Musket: You have to have a target
4. Monkey: "Come as soon as you come, are you afraid of me?"
5. Musket: Why don’t you open the phantom stab?
6. Revenge Electric Soul: For the Lich King.
7. Ax King: Hurry, the sheep knife will come out soon.
8. Xiao Hei: No magic! Why don’t you open it?
9. Squee: "If you throw it hard."
10. Squee: "Ah! I'm so smart."
11. Phantom Assassin: I'm wasting my time here.
12. Axe: "Without me, you can't win"
13. Centaur: Xiaohei, why don’t you turn it on?
14. Squee: "Is everyone back?"
15. Squee: "Does it mean there is no blood?"
16. Silencer: Your magic is mine.
17. Poison Dragon: Axe, have you got your equipment ready?
18. Centaur: "Why didn't you put down the chicken after you bought it?"
19. Bounty: If I mark that there are no invisible people, the defense will be reduced.
20. Murloc: I still have a lot to do to enhance anti-concealment and defense reduction.
21. Phantom Assassin: “We lost with such a good lineup.”
22. Spurlin: "Don't make any noise, I'm thinking."
23. Silence: Father, you are slanderous! Ax King: Presumptuous!
24. The Guardian of Light said: The white horse is still there, but the prince is old.
25. Alchemy: I get extra money by killing soldiers, which is the darkest way to make money.
26. Spurlin: “Do you think this thing can fly?”
27. Dark Ranger: I am here, always here.
28. Bounty: I will earn a lot of extra money by killing heroes, and I will hack you to death.
29. Squee: "But not the broadsword (mine) like you."
30. Doomsday: If I swallow more than a thousand, it will still be safe, but making money will be even worse.
31. Bounty: You can see me and me using stealth and mine bypassing.
32. Silence: Damn, let’s see if any of you are still invisible when I ban the demons.
33. The fishman guard said: I am like a wave of water when I stamp my feet.
34. Dark Ranger: “There is no way, we are lacking in the late stage”
35. King of the Gods: The most perfect ones are all gone. Get the equipment quickly.
36. Spurlin: “This is how I wake up every morning!”
37. Mask of the Void: "I control it so well in every team battle, alas!"
38. Naga Siren said: I squirm and sing, so I am happier.
39. Phantom Thorn: I really don’t understand why we lost with such a good lineup?
40. Spurin: "Well, I only saw a crater anyway."
41. Ax King: Why did they retreat? Kings, why haven’t you released AG yet?
42. The Gorgon said: I squirm and make others squirm, so I am the happiest!
43. The centaur chief said: Can you compare with me in terms of hard work? If you act arrogantly, I will break your legs.
44. The ice girl said: Don’t show off to me, otherwise you will have to watch countless waves!
45. Soul Guard: I am in the late stage, Blood Demon, please don’t hit me last time. Let me make up for it! I am a late stage!
46. The Ax King said: You are killed by me with a knife and you still claim that you are invincible? It is true that "the most humble person is invincible"!
47. King of Gods: Axe, do you know how to produce anything? You should produce the red battle first! Do you understand?
48. The sword master said: Oh my god! How do you know these words are written on the flag behind me?
49. Blood Demon: DF, you are S13, I have added an attack to you, why don’t you go over and chop again!
50. The ice girl said: You dare to say that I walk slowly? If you also have big bobo, you can walk as fast as me. I am waiting for my prince charming.
Selection of funny DOTA quotes
1. The natural disaster chose the butcher secondly, bought the equipment and burned blood by the spring. The guard chose the clockwork third, and ended up getting the fastest first blood in history with a flare.
2. After being chased, the death knight was very depressed: Light magic can ride a horse (and transform)! Why should I ride a sheep...
3. Enter the host, when the crowd is full, count down, start... host "-ap -ne", everyone will be stunned...
4. One of the gods came out with a jumping knife...and asked him what he was doing...he said...fuck...zoom in...
5. The game is in full swing. Suddenly someone asked: Where can I buy the magic runes?
6. At night, a man and a horse were surrounded and killed by the enemy. In desperation, he ran to a wild spot and asked his ally, the Source of Pain, to unleash a "nightmare" on him...
7. I bought a chicken at the beginning of the game with a gun and shared it. I looked at it and said to myself: "Yeah, that's good." I wanted to use the chicken for a while, but I didn't see it when I looked at the water spring... Maybe someone will use it. == Two minutes later, I still couldn't find it. I randomly poked the musket and was startled: the chicken was on him...
8. An amazing quote from Zeus: When I come out with black and yellow and become the king of the hill, you will lose! Wow haha!
9. I have a VS who keeps wandering around killing people. One of my teammates scolded me: "You are a revenge bastard and you don't pay me. What the hell are you doing walking around?"
10. "I'm holding back my glory" 50 minutes passed...
11. "Skeleton King, you ****, the group site never zooms in."
12. Troll: Don’t go up there, be careful of the doomsday eating you.
13. Our TB, with 6 extremely full health, saw a red blood level 6 death method, rushed up! The blood exchange... and then the big one... said: What kind of abnormal skills do you have? I will kill you instantly. Still full of blood. The man who died was shocked and said: I...!
14. At 30 minutes, our White Bull suddenly said: Damn, the giant on the top of the mountain has more than 200 attacks, and he was beaten... and then retreated.
15. -swap 7 .....
16. After the mid laner reached 8, Musket called for a substitution. He went to the top lane to gank, and the top lane was PA6. He hid in the woods and asked: Is the Phantom Thorn serious?
17. A HF entertainment, 40 minutes, we were at an infinite disadvantage and were about to lose. We, Fang Huoqiang, said: "Don't be afraid, I have a secret..." Then a line of words appeared on the screen: "whosyourdaddy". We typed "... ............"
18. The three biggest hatreds of DOTA: First, I hate having no money and equipment; Second, I hate my teammates who are idiots and idiots; Third, I hate cheating in black shops and unplugging...
19. I often fantasize that I am a little Y, with aces and jumps, refreshes and sheep...I am ignorant and incompetent all day long. I tie up ice girls or fire girls when I have nothing to do, and then put a bunch of snakes to slowly torture them... .
20. Every hero is a gift from DOTA to us, but some heroes are very handsome when they are made, some are intact, and some are in tatters. Some are even more unlucky. During production, the nose and nose were confused...
21. When I play DOTA, I always want to show my fierce side, so I always want to charge. The reason why I didn’t implement it in the end is: I have been hesitating whether to choose a musket or a bone bow...
22. The hill said: I want lightning - but he has lightning skills~ The ice girl said: I want a big wave - but she has waves... Guangfa said: I want gold coins - and he has money~ I said: I want DOTA - but TMD had a power outage
Inventory: What are the funny jingles and limericks in DOTA?
1. A fox is not a monster, and sexy is not a coquettish one.
2. Cucumbers must be photographed and life must be exciting.
3. Lower your head and rely on courage, raise your head and rely on strength.
4. What distance produces is not beauty but mistress.
5. It has always been imitated and never surpassed.
6. Flowers come in all kinds of colors, and people and dogs are different.
7. People should not be judged by their appearance, and mistresses should not be judged.
8. Don’t be obsessed with your brother, your sister-in-law is the legend.
9. If you look like a bun, don’t blame the dog for following you.
10. You know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know your depths.
11. If the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the people are humble, they will be invincible.
12. If God grants me glory, I will be more arrogant than Heaven.
13. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.
14. What distance produces is not beauty, but the third party.
15. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.
16. God created virgins, and I created women.
17. Brother is just a game, but you are obsessed with it.
18. It’s not that I’m obsessed with legends, it’s just that the legends are so beautiful.
19. Please don’t mistake your stupid person for your awesome person.
20. Dogs are dogs, but sometimes people are not people.
21. The lowest goal: Farmer Women’s Spring has some fields.
22. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.
23. Money creates women, and you create me.
24. Face the fucked up life with a bullshit attitude.
25. Missing someone after a breakup is not called yearning, it’s called shame.
26. Everyone will be like this. This is called reality of life!
27. Although the bird is small, it really fills the entire sky.
28. You customize it, and I format it myself.
29. My destiny is determined by me and not by Heaven. Heaven wants to destroy me and I will destroy Heaven.
30. Others have a background, but we have a back view.
31. Drive an Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos when you have nothing to do.
32. Rain in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night are even scarier.
33. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.
34. The mistress is actually not wrong. The fault is that she cannot withstand the temptation.
35. In real society, low-key people are the most charming.
36. A low-key, boring high-profile is a sign of being beaten.
37. Generally, young men are generally arrogant, while ordinary young women lean on one side.
38. Love is nothing but pulling a beautiful girl when you are lonely.
39. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent this way.
40. Women are China Merchants Bank, and men are China Construction Bank.
41. A woman chooses a posture that makes her life irreplaceable.
42. A woman who is good at socializing is a sister-in-law. If you don't mix well, you are a bitch.
43. Various postures, various moves, various surges, and various floats.
44. A woman who pretends to be better than that is called capital, and a man who pretends to be better than that is called perversion.
45. Life is not an audition, there is no version of pampering for a lifetime.
46. There are no couples that cannot be broken up, only mistresses who don’t work hard.
47. Opportunity is like a virgin, rare and only once.
48. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first!
49. Don’t use your video playing speed to challenge Gola Hei’s skills.
50. If you are handsome and have a car, that is chess. If you have money and a house, that is a bank.
51. Women use stockings to conquer men, and men use stockings to conquer banks.
52. You are not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but you are afraid of surprises when you open the lid. Enjoy one more bottle.
53. I said you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.
54. What women are good at is makeup, but what men are good at is disguise.
55. It’s not necessarily a virgin who cries out in pain, but it’s definitely a bitch who seduces a man.
56. There is no opportunity to rehearse in life. Every moment is a live broadcast.
57. A woman in the new century must rob money, food, and men.
58. A woman’s mind is just like yours being paralyzed, you never know what it is like.
59. Goods have expiration dates, and people sometimes get tired of them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
60. If you are a ghost, don’t pretend to be a human being. If you are a human being, don’t pretend to be a god. If you are a person, don’t pretend to be a god. If you are a B, don’t pretend to be innocent. If you are a commodity, don’t pretend to be innocent.
61. You have your background, and I have my story. It’s not very hard, but don’t touch it.
62. Miss, I’m sorry, I’m not handsome. But not every woman has the opportunity.
63. I must appear in your household registration book. Even if I can’t be your husband, I can also be your baby daddy.
64. When someone is pretending to be cool, I will lower my head. It’s not that I’m well-educated, I’m just looking for bricks.
65. Because of animal nature, every woman exists for herself on the one hand and for men on the other!
66. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about her looks. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head. (Short Literature Website: www.duanwenxue.com)
67. In a car, a man bumped into a woman. The woman was furious: You can’t stand on three legs! The man waved his hand and said: Forget it, I won't argue with you, you are always talking anyway.
68. When the Marriage Law was revised, the typist accidentally typed monogamy into one husband a day. During the deliberation of the National People's Congress Party Committee, it was generally reflected that this article should be changed well and keep pace with the times, but the problem is that the supply of goods will not be available.
69. Please skillfully use addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in today's society, and you will enjoy endless enjoyment. That is: use addition to report results, subtraction to accept tasks, multiplication to calculate rewards, and division to check errors...
70. What is politics? Black. What is power? That's it. What is promotion? Give it away. What is knowledge? Copy it. What is chic? Don't go home. What is impulse? Get drunk. What does it mean to be capable? Blow it.
71. People who read this post: Don’t dissolve your family, don’t make mischief when you are a lover, perfect the friendship between colleagues, and keep the friendship between classmates long-term. Don’t make trouble when you find a beautiful woman. Don’t glare when your boss criticizes you. Talk long and short when you meet friends, and make your wife laugh. Open your face.
72. Difficulties of being an official: Those with a weak constitution will die of exhaustion, those with a narrow mind will die of anger, those with low IQ will die of worry, those with little courage will die of fear, those with little alcohol capacity will die of drinking, and those with poor sexual desire will die of shame. Only people like you will die. Only an all-round leader can make his colleagues beautiful!
73. There is a kind of warmth that comes from the thoughts in the heart; there is a kind of happiness that comes from the memories of death; there is a kind of care that transcends the worldly trajectory; there is a kind of warmth that is as beautiful as a rainbow in the heart! I wish you a good mood every day in the new week!
74. The production team killed the goose and added food to it. The team leader wrote a notice and wrote the word "goose" loosely, so it became: "In the afternoon, men kill my birds, women pluck my hair, and in the evening, men, women, old and young eat my bird meat!" You can also eat my bird eggs! I'll sell the remaining bird feathers tomorrow. "
75. Official sketch: the body is getting fatter and the mind is getting narrower; the titles are getting more and more and the knowledge is getting shallower; the speech is getting longer and longer, and the truth is getting less and less; the power is getting bigger and more prestige. The coming is getting lower and lower; the age is getting older and the lover is getting younger and younger.
76. A man who has money and time but no temper is a top quality product; a man who has money but no time and no temper is a treasure; a man who has no money and time but no temper is a top quality product; a man who has no money, no time and no temper is a defective product; a man who has no money is a low-quality product. If you have no time to have a temper, you are a waste product.
77. I heard that one day you went to the hotel for breakfast and the waiter asked what you wanted? You pretended not to know Mandarin, so you pointed at your breasts. The waiter was quite smart and immediately shouted: "Two hamburgers, two cups of fresh milk, and two strawberries. ”
78. The further I am from you, the more I miss you. The closer I am to you, the more I love you. I haven’t seen you for a long time, but I still dream about you every night. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe that love will last forever. The love is endless, and those who miss you will have insomnia every night.
79. Harmonious society, green and environmental protection, ah, how wonderful these days are! The butterfly said to the little bee, "You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words but are reluctant to say a word to me." The bee said, "Huh, you are talking about me. Why don't you send me a text message with two antennas on your head? ? "
80. If it is beautiful but cannot be eaten, people call it a vase! Then take a look at your own conditions. If you are successful in all aspects, then you have the capital to choose a beautiful girlfriend. If your own conditions are not very good and you still want to find a beautiful girl, I am afraid that you will live in fear all your life and run away with her accidentally. , I don’t know why... inner beauty is the real beauty!
My home is a beautiful hotel,
I will never get a salary increase.
Fire food is really bad,
Stir-fried cucumbers with vegetables every day.
Oil-free, salt-free and gritty.
The worst thing is lard residue.
Working overtime every night is not enough.
I am so tired that I miss my parents in the middle of the night.
Working life is really not good,
You can eat grass from the food.
Flies are bathing in the soup,
ants are racing on the table.
There was little oil and salt in the dish,
There were mosquito bites under my feet.
Not having a full meal,
Oh... life is really miserable!
Love is empty, love is empty,
I live in Dalian.
No money on the card, no money in the pocket,
I am single and working hard.
The phone is empty and I need money to recharge it,
No one is forced by life
Working every day makes me even more worried
The boss talks for no reason
We act like sleepwalking
Criticized every day and tears flow
2. Poem about work
Those who work, those who take numbers, those who make trouble when something goes wrong;
Those who push knives, those who paint skins, those who are tired all day long;
Those who pedal, those who do quality inspection, The ones who always like to fall out when nothing happens;
The ones who take care of things, the mechanics, the ones who pick up girls when they have nothing to do;
The ones who tie knots, buttonholes, stay up all day;
The ones who lock nails, do some fiber, Those who wait until there is nothing to do;
Those who seal boxes, bag them, and those who work day and night;
Those who live and unload materials, and those who hang themselves when trouble occurs;
Those in the workshop, those in the background , those who let off fire after a long time;
those who care about the door, those who sweep the floor, the content is their creativity.
3. "Old Poetry Edition of Working Poems"
There is a bright moonlight in front of my bed, and I am so panicked because I have no money. I look up at the bright moon and lower my head in sorrow.
It is noon on the day of hoeing, and it is really hard to make money, so I just turn around the bag. , only two hundred and five
The sun is over the mountains, the money is flowing like the ocean, and there is nothing in it. I am so anxious that I want to jump off the building
Li Liyuan goes to work, work overtime until tomorrow morning, work hard today, and tomorrow will be more brilliant
4. Poems about working as a chef
Tanggu looks like paradise from a distance
Tanggu looks like Hong Kong up close
Come to Tanggu Bao Kitchen
The nightmare begins
The loud slogans are shouted
Salary But there is no increase
He also said that the food in the kitchen is good
You can eat grass from green vegetables
You work overtime and don’t get a raise
Stay up late every day and lose weight like a monkey
He bows his head and walks away after meeting the boss
I feel worried at the end of the month
A week is seven days
Wanting to take a half-day break is just a delusion
My mother-in-law is unhappy
If this continues, we will definitely die
Fly early, leave early, get rid of early. From now on, the world is up to you!
5. Work Poem Factory Edition
My home is a beautiful factory,
Wages will never be increased.
Fire food is really bad,
Stir-fried cucumbers with vegetables every day.
No oil, no salt, and gritty.
The worst thing is lard residue.
6. Poem about working.
Working outside is very hard.
I feel like I don’t belong.
I am covered in dust all day long.
Seeing the leader is like seeing a tiger.
It’s so helpless to work outside.
I can’t feel as comfortable as at home.
Even though it costs 100 yuan a day,
it’s not pleasant to be dependent on someone else.
7. Excavator version of the work poem
I have wiped the car and pumped the oil. The wind and snow changed in the middle of the night!
Crossed the south, crossed the north. I broke my legs to learn how to run a ditch machine!
Break the ground beam and dig into the ditch. Mountains and cliffs are broken with rocks!
I have broken the law and helped others. Rescue cars, drive through mountains and destroy forests!
Build highways and lay railroads. Ghosts live in the cemetery!
Destroy the bridge and let go of the building. Thank you Lord Buddha for saving my life!
Good car owner, bad boss. Accompanying Smiley Face for salary!
It’s not easy to make two bucks. Thanks to the good brothers around me!
8. Work Poem Clothing Factory Version
When you raise your head, you see the lights, when you lower your head, you see the clothes.
I feel miserable and tired, but I still can’t sleep.
Don’t even think about running away until your clothes are ready.
My clothes were not finished yet, and I felt panicked.
When one is flustered, one's hands become confused and pricked to pieces.
If your finger is injured, you have to pretend to be in pain.
The days are so tiring, when can I sleep?
Looking up at the sky, the boss is beside me.
Looking down at the ground, the boss lost his temper.
If you do it all in one day, you still have to worry about making money.
If you stay late, you still have to be controlled.
I am very tired every day and cannot take a nap.
Time passes quickly, so we can do it again next year.
A burst of snot and tears,
Making costumes is brave and fearless.
In order to live a hard life,
was tired all day long in front of and behind the machine.
I stayed up all night to deliver the goods,
I was so sleepy that I didn’t dare to complain that I was tired.
I can’t rest day and night, and I have to hold meetings again and again for big things.
All labor laws are invalid,
The body and mind are haggard and unable to shed tears.
I don’t dare to expect social status,
I just rely on being stupid and self-absorbed.
It is difficult for family members to get together during festivals and festivals.
It is a shame to abandon one’s family and career to show respect to one’s elders.
Take this opportunity to comfort each other and
share the joys and sorrows.
In the middle of the night, ghosts knock on the door, and pedestrians on the road want to die
The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front and die on the beach
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, southeast, northwest, and white in the middle
Three thousand beauties in the harem can also use iron rods ground into needles
Antony's classic love letters
What are the short love letter dota quotes, let’s enjoy them together! The following are the classic love letter dota quotes that I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.
Selected love letter dota classic quotes
1) What is the difference between liking and love? People who like flowers go back to pick flowers, and people who love flowers go back to water them.
2) Make fun of teammates who don’t know which way to go: You can just go to the river, but if there is water in the river, be careful and you will drown.
3) I once lost a button, but by the time I found it I had already changed my clothes.
4) Don’t be afraid of the underworld, just be afraid of the underworld.
5) The quality is very good and will last forever.
6) There is a lonely big fish man here. If you give him a thousand and one wishes at this time, he will definitely want a TP.
7) For example, when I caught a cicada at the end of the year, I thought I caught the summer; or for example, when I kissed her face at the end of the year, I I thought it would last forever.
8) Little brother, I just know what it means to throw toothpicks into the crater, shrimps to swim in the West Lake, and caterpillars to pass through caves.
9) When a tall building rises from the ground, it is better to rely on yourself than to rely on anyone else.
10) After all, I am also an injured man. I lost three games in a row. I want to score more points.
The latest love letter dota classic quotes
1) No matter how kind-hearted you are, you can’t stand the wait.
2) I rushed again, insert! It was empty, the insert well was empty.
3) I can’t give you a lifetime, but I can give it to you once. I can't give you happiness, but I can make you comfortable.
4) You gave me illusions and deprived me of hope, leaving me depressed and lost.
5) There is no shortcut to sexual happiness, only management.
6) If I go over, Shadow Demon must die! Sand King can be let go.
7) The score of the last match was different, and the score of this match is different. I don’t know if single people are particularly destined to this number.
8) But now there is no DOTA competition. I can only say that I met the right person at the wrong time.
9) Shooting cannons, flying kicks, meteor punches, and endless combos with big mouth.
10) If the number one position is compared to a man and the support position is compared to a woman, then what disappoints women is not that you don’t have money, but that they don’t see hope in you. .
11) I just realized that the only thing in this world that can withstand the ravages of time is what? It is talent.
12) From college to poop, from the World Cup to A-cups, from outer space to the uterus.
13) Bai Niu's front bangs blocked his left eye, but his right eye could see the whole world clearly. Hahaha.
14) I have had short hair and loved bad people.
15) Others laugh at me for being too lewd, but I laugh at others for not being open-minded.
16) Medicines and condoms have not expired yet, love has expired.
17) Just because I don’t sing hoarse love songs doesn’t mean I haven’t been in pain.
18) I have more bills to pay, so I’m getting married.
19) Wearing red sandalwood on the left hand and amber on the right hand. Three mobile phones are placed on the table, all of them are golden apples.
20) Lower your head by courage, raise your head by strength.
A collection of love letters and classic Dota quotes
1) He is laying on the floor next to a cesspit, not far from cesspool.
2) Can you leave me some last bit of self-esteem? If it weren’t for you being a girl, ah? If you made me anxious, I’ll tell you, I’d be on fire right now. .
3) Love is like a deposit in a bank, very little; loneliness and desire are like a loan, the interest rate keeps rising automatically.
4) I can only say that you will never understand my loneliness and coldness, and you actually call book-style humor frivolous, which breaks my heart.
5) I didn’t dare to smoke when I was playing in the master room because I was afraid of lighting up all their idiots.
6) The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves we hide with you.
7) He didn’t let me do a last hit and then gave me a kill. In this way, his goal was achieved and mine was achieved, and neither of us suffered a loss, right?
8) I am now a high-end player at the master level, referred to as "big high player".
9) For example, when I caught a cicada at the end of the year, I thought I caught the summer; or for example, when I kissed her face at the end of the year, I I thought it would last forever.
10) You are the coke that makes me love you. You are so corrupted that I still don’t want to quit.
11) As the saying goes, strength creates classics, and the winner is no accident.
12) Sooner or later, a man will have to pay back, and a woman will sooner or later get pregnant.
13) Don’t forget our slogan, only enter your body, not your life.
14) My smile cannot be found on Baidu.
15) Instead of emphasizing connotation with a man, it is more attractive to tell him that you allow creampie.
16) Regardless of appearance, ability is not written on the face.
17) Don’t love someone too hard, otherwise it will easily hurt your waist.
18) He said he likes high-definition girls, and I said I like high-definition girls.
19) One day the dragon will get the water, and I will make the Yangtze River flow backwards.
20) Make a floor next to the cesspit: the cesspool is not far away.
21) No matter how strong the wind blows or there is a huge tsunami, a sincere person will never die.
22) The mind of a master is like the starry sky, you can see it but you cannot understand it.
23) Failed love is like a joke. When you are hot, you feel confused, but when you are cold, you feel stupid enough.
24) Watch AVs to learn rhythm, read history to learn tactics, and read novels to learn details.
25) Ordinary ID, extraordinary experience, the same lust, but I lead the fashion.
26) Clicked on a signal. If you don’t come over, I won’t be able to protect you.
27) The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves hiding from the rain with you.
28) Children’s Day is coming soon. You can come to my snack shop to reminisce and buy a pack of Mai Lisu or Mimi shrimp crackers.
29) I felt that I couldn’t deal with this poison, so I bought a cloak to trick myself.
30) Whenever a female fan adds me on QQ, I will refuse and leave a message, "Love has been sold out, please come early in the next life."
31) You will fall in love with me only if the world is turned upside down.
32) Over the years, I have become tired of being handsome. I feel that my handsomeness lies not only in my face, but also in the soul behind my face.
33) In the orange sunset, a person’s dusk.
34) Medicine cannot cure fake illnesses, but wine cannot cure real sorrows.
35) I said that I used to have such bad luck, but I saved up all my luck to meet you.
36) I can endure him for a long time, but I only need a second to kill him.
37) It is better to have a prodigal than a dull child.
38) One W, one E, then turn around and drop this one with A. Wow...Hidden merit and fame.
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