Contents of this article
- 1. A collection of 100 classic funny dialogue jokes
- 2. Humorous dialogue between men and women on WeChat
- 3. Funny dialogue jokes
- 4. Funny and humorous sentences for WeChat chat
A collection of 100 classic funny dialogue jokes
Life is a big dye vat, with both sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sorrow and is close to joy, so let us use jokes to create the joy that everyone likes. Next is the "Selection of Classic Funny Dialogues" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch!
Selection of Classic Funny Dialogues (Popular)
1.1. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will already put on my cassock. 2. Brushing your teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, because you hold a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other. 3. Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk. 4. That day, you said you hated me, and I laughed so hard that my heart broke. 5. It turns out that love has never left, but I remember it and you forgot it. 6. The secret to longevity is to keep breathing and never stop breathing.
2. I just saw some very dirty jokes and immediately sent them to my classmate on QQ, but he said: Don’t send these pornographic things! I was a little panicked, so I asked: Are you so-and-so? He said: I am. I breathed a sigh of relief and said: I thought you were not in front of the computer. He said: The problem is that I am not the only one in front of the computer
3. My little nephew is very fat. Yesterday, he slept with his upper body naked and his flesh was plump. I said, you should lose weight, your breasts are already so big. He said, Auntie, I understand, you are jealous of your flat chest.
4. I once liked a girl in the same class, but later gave up: she liked the guy with the same name as me at work! She even sent me text messages asking me what to do! When they get along, just sit in front of me, you Can you imagine the feeling: the girl you have a crush on calls your name and lies in someone else's arms...
5. A man brought his girlfriend back, and his friends thought she looked familiar. "Girl, what industry did you work in before? Why do you look more familiar to me the more I look at you?" "Import and export." "Wow! I remember it, I remember it, you even sold me vegetables!"
6. IOS is like Sora Aoi. It has passed its popularity and is tired of aesthetics, but it has the highest popularity and reputation. Android is like Yu Asakura or Akiho Yoshizawa. It is at the peak of film production and will be more exciting later. WP7 is like Chinese and Western cuisine, coming from a well-known family has a bright future, but it still needs to be cooked. Webos is like Miku Miku, I don’t know much about her, but I am a die-hard fan. Blackberries are like spike flowers, they are good enough for business, and they are no longer issued. Saipan? Ai Iijima. (@ sexycorn)
7. A roommate was taking a shower, and water got into his eyes. He wanted to rinse them out, but there were people waiting at the faucet. When he got worried, he said to the person next to him: Classmate, I have water in my head, let me rinse it out first!
8. In the remaining month, you are willing to be a partner with learning. No matter you are poor or rich, no matter computer or mobile phone, no matter how sleepy or tired you are, whether you want to eat or sleep, you must put learning first. position, with the goal of not failing the exam, working together through thick and thin and never giving up, cherishing her, respecting her, understanding and protecting her, are you willing to do this? Yes, I do!
9. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours. . .
10. When I saw Luo Yonghao smashing a Siemens refrigerator, I wanted to call on the users of Rejoice, Head & Shoulders, Sassoon, Pantene, and Clairol to spend several years scratching 10 kilograms of dandruff from each person's head. There are millions of people. Go ahead and flood the Procter & Gamble headquarters building with dandruff. Call your mother, every bottle says "anti-dandruff shampoo" and I can't fucking remove it after using it for N years. (@王伟)
Selection of Classic Funny Dialogues (Classics)
1. It was getting cold, and a notice appeared on the door of the postgraduate entrance examination study room, which clearly said, "If you don't close the door, you will fail the exam." Then everyone who went out closed the door very piously.
2. I have been secretly in love with a girl for a long time. One day, this girl suddenly found me and asked me to go out for a walk! So I dressed up in various ways. I went up to pick her up, and there was another man standing at her door! When she saw me coming, she said to me: Honey, let’s go! Then she said to the man: I just need to spread my legs. There is a man! You are a Jb! Then he pulled me away and said to me: Thank you! I won’t treat you badly tonight...
3. The instructor was giving a lecture, and suddenly the phone rang. He took it out, looked at it, and said to us: "I don't answer calls from ordinary people, let alone in class, but this person's call is very important to me. I have to answer, please forgive me." Then "Hello, hello, my name is XXX...Oh, you made the wrong call!"
4. Love Is Not Loved 33 Days is also called The Legend of Immortals, Bitch and Strange Heroes. . .
5.Xiao Ming’s father beat him twice yesterday. The first time, Xiao Ming's father saw him holding a test paper with only 20 points on it. Then he beat him up. After finishing the test, Xiao Ming's father discovered that the paper was from when he was a child, so he beat Xiao Ming hard again. Got a good beating.
6. Question: When does your cat have the largest head? Answer: When taking a bath without washing its hair...
7. The bus was overcrowded, and the conductor shouted to those who were about to get on the bus: "Don't get on again, there are no seats left!" A fat girl on the bus suddenly wanted to get off here. As soon as she stepped out of the door, she heard The conductor shouted: "Hurry, hurry up! There are still 3 seats left."
8. Sanmao went to the hair salon to get her hair styled and said to the hairstylist: Braid it for me. The hairstylist accidentally knocked out a piece of Sanmao's hair. Sanmao sighed and said, "Then let's do it in the middle." But the hairstylist accidentally lost another root. When San Mao saw it, he got angry: You really want me to have my hair disheveled?
9. Two primary school students went to an Internet cafe to play games. They encountered someone fighting on the street. Student A stopped to watch. Student B shouted impatiently: "What are you watching? You can't gain experience points just by watching!"
10. The reason teachers are teachers is because they know many things that we don’t know...such as where they are talking...
Selection of classic funny dialogues (selected articles)
1. It is said that people with big faces cannot use touch screen phones because they will hang up the phone if they smile...
2. What girls want is "I'll pick you up", not "How about I come to pick you up"; What girls want is "Let's go to the movies", not "Would you like to go to the movies"; What girls want is "Buy", It's not "I want to"; what I want is "marry me", not "will you marry me?"; don't keep asking, respect and care are not here, remember, what you want to do is her answer!
3. The belly will eventually get bigger. Rather than waiting for someone to make it bigger, it’s better to eat it yourself with tears in your eyes... and risk it all.
4. My cousin has a 5-year-old girl at home! We chatted casually during the meal to amuse the children! Me: XX, what will you do when you grow up? XX: Make a lot of money and buy a car for your parents! My cousin and my husband were moved after hearing this... .Me: Your family already has a car, do you want to buy them a new car? XX: Yes, I will use that car to buy new ones for my parents! The expressions of my cousin and cousin-in-law are filled with pride and happiness. . . Me: What kind of car should I buy? XX: A tricycle. . . Everyone was surprised and didn’t understand what it meant~~~ Me: Why? XX: Let them sell vegetables! Who told them to let me study every day. . .
5. A male classmate in college was very thin. When he was a senior, he found a girlfriend who was a bit fat. They were about the same height. He felt that his girlfriend could fit him in. But after two months of dating, the man gained a lot of weight. It is estimated that he was at least 30 pounds, gained weight several times. One day he took a nap at noon while everyone else was playing computer games in the dormitory. I heard him talking loudly in his sleep: "I really can't eat anymore, don't let me eat." Others laughed after hearing this.
6. I quarreled with my boyfriend, and the more the quarrel became, the more excited I became. Finally, I said angrily: "Even if you are the only man left in the world, I will not pay attention to you." The boyfriend also roared: "Let me tell you, if there is really only one man left in the world, I'm the only man left, do I still need to deal with you?"
7. Reporter: Which province do you most want to visit? Han Han: Sichuan. Reporter: Hey, it’s not because so-and-so is from Sichuan, right? Han Han: Don’t guess, I just want to go hiking there. Reporter: Which one? Han Han: Siguniang Mountain.
8. Go out for a late-night snack. When I was halfway through the meal, the boss lady came over and asked me mysteriously, "Do you want a girl?" I was very happy at that time, thinking that the service industry was too developed. I said, come and get one quickly. Two minutes later, the landlady brought out a plate of duck heads.
9. A friend caught a cold one day and saw a girl taking medicine during class. He asked: "What are you taking?" The girl was stunned for a moment, then said with a blush on her face: "Cold medicine." He said Hearing this, he was excited and immediately said: "I just happened to catch a cold, give me one." Then he grabbed one and ate it in a domineering manner. Afterwards, his face turned green and his mouth turned white. When I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Damn, it turns out she was taking medicine for menstrual cramps." As soon as he said this, he was shocked.
Humorous dialogue between men and women on WeChat
1. “Do you like cats or dogs? " "Cat" "Meow~" 2. "If you love me or not, give me a one-word answer" "No. " " A one-word answer, please! Let’s start over” 3. “How about we exchange gifts?” “Okay” “Okay, from now on I am yours and you are mine” < x3> 4. "Excuse me, classmate, please tell me how to do this question." "Sorry, I don't know how." "Oh, you don't know how. Then I'll tell you. " 5. "Let me carry you" "Why?" "You must be exhausted from running around in my dreams all night last night. " 6. "Can I ask you for directions? " " Where? " "Into your heart! " 7. "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "How to imitate" "Just use my face as a tree" 8. "Why did you come here? ” “I want to see you” “I will call you” “I can’t see you on the phone” 9 , “Tell you how to lose two pounds in one week. ” “Okay, how can I reduce it?” " "Put your heart on me. " 10. "My blood sugar is low. " "Say something sweet to me quickly. " 11. "Thank you to gravity. " "Pull me towards you. " 12. "You two may have been hit by an arrow. " "Huh? '' "Cupid's arrow. " 13. "I have a piece of life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime! ” “What life advice. " "Stay with me in this life. ” 16. “Are you tired?” ""Not tired. "But you've been running in my head all day!" " 17. "Can you shut up? "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice filling my head?" " 18. "Do you know why I caught a cold? "Because you caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all." ” 19. There are 100 ways to be sweet, eating candy, cake, and missing you 98 times a day 20. From now on, I can only call you you, because, You're in my heart. 21. Mok Wenwei’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, and Jay Chou’s sunny day are not as good as chatting with you and me. 22. Did you ask about the burning smell? That was my heart burning. 23. “Why do you want to harm me? "What's harming you?" "What makes me like you so much!" " 24. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, vigorously... 25. "The one at the amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the name of spinning when there is music? "Trojan horse." ""mua" Classic humorous dialogue in WeChat chat 2 1. Man: Can I ask you for something? Female: What do you want? Male: I want you to like me 2. Man: My wish is very simple Female: What wish? Male: Just to be with you 3. Man: Do you believe in love at first sight? Female: Just average Male: Otherwise, I will never do it again You passed by me once 4. Man: Send you a very selfish word Female: What words? Male: You are mine 5. Man: Do you know what I cherish most? Female: What is it? Male: The first word of the first sentence 6. Man: I’m pretty sure about people Female: Really? So what kind of person am I? Male: You are mine 7. Man: What time is it now? Female: It’s 9 o’clock Male: This is the starting point of my love for you 8. Male: If you miss me, just hug the air Female :Why? Male: Because my love for you is everywhere 9. Man: A single man is called a single dog, but what is the name of a single woman? Female: Leftover woman Male: Wrong, call the dog ignored 10. Man: Why do foxes often wrestle Female: I don’t know<x3 > Male: Because the fox’s feet are slippery 11. Man: Why do wild geese fly to the south for the winter Female: It’s too cold in the north Male: Because I walked there So tired 12. Male: 123456789 Who is the laziest? Who works the hardest? Female: I don’t know Male: 1 is the laziest and 2 is the hardest-working (if one doesn’t do it, the other two will never stop) WeChat chat classic humorous dialogue 3 1. So what if I can’t say anything to you, it’s enough that I like you. 2. When you are thin, I will keep you in my heart. When you are fat, you will be stuck inside and unable to get out. 3. After you said good night to me once, I made up my mind to say good night to you every night in the future. 4. No matter where we meet, I will fall in love with you. 5. I dreamed of you last night, and I don’t know whether it was because you missed me or I missed you. 6. Do you like to be praised? like? In fact, no matter you like it or not, I just like it. Come on, give me a chance to like me. 7. Don’t miss me so often, it makes me sneeze all the time! 8. Look at whether the extensions of the women around us are eating you up. In fact, they are just jealous of you. Of course, you should not feel pressured 9. The two of us are walking in front of each other. Together, it will make some girls believe that appearance is not important in a relationship. After all, you, such an ordinary person, have left with such an excellent me, will they still doubt love? 10. It seems that our relationship is unusual, otherwise you will be charged for touching me. After all, I am a valuable item! 11. I think you are a bit narcissistic. To put it bluntly, you look like this, and you will only get the top three in the beauty pageant. 12. Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies? It makes me sore just looking at your photos. 13. I think you are more suitable for marriage than falling in love. 14. This world is like a claw machine. I stand outside and just want you. 15. You always talk to me. Tell the truth, do you like me? If not, it doesn't matter, I'll think of another way. 16. You are a photo liar because you are so beautiful in person. 17. Do you want to experience with me what it feels like to not be single? I have been so proud for more than ten years, but since I saw you, I have given up. 18. You are so cute when you eat. Are you trained? 19. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage. 20. Are you in love? If not, do you want to talk about one? If yes, do you plan to change it? If not, would you mind talking about one more.
Funny dialogue jokes
Funny dialogue jokes
Don't always use your identity as a commoner to tell me stories about the 2B society! No matter how awesome you are, why can’t Baidu search for you? No matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine? Below are some funny dialogue lines that I carefully recommend for you. I hope you will like them!
Funny dialogue jokes 1
1. I really want to have a quiet, serious and hard-working Don Quixote-style unrequited love.
2. Are the types of animals decreasing and the types of humans increasing?
3. Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
4. Exercise your muscles and avoid getting beaten!
5. Sunrise only needs to appear before sunset, and class only needs to arrive before get out of class ends.
6. How nice it would be for your parents to use those 10 minutes for a walk!
7. You need to understand the script of your life - it is not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, and not a sequel to your friends.
8. Boys must be poor, otherwise they will not know how to struggle; girls must be rich, otherwise they will be kidnapped with a few flowers.
9. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to come in and out of my world.
10. May your family be harmonious, your life may be Kangxi, your character may be Yongzheng, your career may be Qianlong, everything may be prosperous, your future may be bright, your wealth may be prosperous, your internal and external affairs may be governed together, your life may be prosperous, and everyone may be unified!
11. I am not a casual person! But if you act casually, you are not a human being!
12. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you try to be jealous.
13. The bombarded head also has a lightning hairstyle.
14. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside!
15. Although you are toothy! Don’t feel sorry for yourself, teething is good! Big teeth can be used to dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, drink tea to separate tea leaves, and serve as knives and forks during picnics. Do you think big teeth are awesome?
16. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves you some room in choosing your friends.
17. Scream loudly: My disease is finally cured!
18. People without medical insurance or life insurance should not act bravely after dark...
19. When pain comes, don’t always ask: “Why me?” Because you haven’t asked this question when happiness comes.
20. A man is wandering in the rivers and lakes in despair, unable to distinguish between east, west, north and south. I hit the corner without realizing it, lying on the ground counting the stars!
21. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes.
22. If being handsome can be eaten, then my handsomeness can feed 1.3 billion people.
23. I dreamed of eating pasta and woke up in the morning to find that my shoelaces were gone!
24. The greatest sorrow in life is not that you can’t get or lose anything, but that you don’t know what you want.
25. When I went out today, I happened to meet the couple next door, so I shamelessly bumped into their car. After the car was driving for a while, I suddenly heard the co-pilot's wife say: "Shake it up." Then she was horrified to see her husband who was driving shaking his head crazily. His wife was so angry that she slapped him on the head: "I asked you to roll up the window, the wind is too strong."
26. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.
27. Don’t always use your identity as a commoner to tell me stories about the 2B society! No matter how awesome you are, why can’t Baidu search for you? No matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine?
28. Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it drains.
29. In the middle of the night, the husband suddenly hugged his wife tightly. The sleeping wife was woken up by this move. She was about to scold him for being crazy in the middle of the night, when she heard her husband crying: "This life is too short." The wife was no longer angry, but said emotionally: "Fool, I will always be with you." The husband was confused: "I mean this quilt is too short, it can't cover the lower part, and I am the one who is cold." That night, the husband was made to lie on the sofa in his pajamas.
30. When you go to work, you must carry forward the spirit of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water!
31. The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on the roommate: make him hold a telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine practitioners, full of tears and affection.
32. When I think about a problem, the left side of my head is filled with flour and the right side of my head is filled with water.
33. Seeing my friend sitting aside in a daze with a depressed face, I went up to comfort him: "Is it because you are not happy about your relationship?" My friend nodded: "Yes." I continued to ask: "Is it because my relationship is not going well? Is it going well?" My friend suddenly jumped up: "It's going well, why is it not going well? It's so smooth that there's not even a single person along the way."
34. To like someone means to be happy together; to love someone means to want to be together even if you are unhappy.
35. The teacher said that a parent group should be established and the children would go back and talk to their parents. After the son got home, he asked his father: "Dad, the teacher asked me to ask you if you have WeChat." The father was angry: "No, no, what authority do I have in this family."
36. I was queuing up to get a rice bowl in the cafeteria after work today. When I waited for the classmate in front of me, it happened to be gone. I could only eat the set meal. My classmate was disappointed. It was really tragic. It was gone just in time for me. I received it. It’s even more tragic. I’m not in front of you. That one, after a while, went to eat and found that the food of the classmate who had directly ordered a set meal elsewhere was much better. He then said: Tragedy within tragedy, while eating, I found that the food of others was much better than the one I had waited for a long time. .
37. It is better to live beautifully than to look beautiful!
38. Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
39. A friend from the countryside came to the city and didn’t know where to buy cigarettes. He asked a friend. The friend said that cigarettes are sold in cigarette hotels. Generally, cigarettes are sold in places that sell alcohol. Not long after the friend left, he came to a hotel and asked, is there a Greater China? ?No, is there Double Happiness? No, is there Yellow Crane Tower? No, buddy is depressed, there are no cigarettes, what kind of hotel should I open!
40. It is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.
41. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look high, you are appreciative; if you look low, you are a gangster.
42. The same bottle of drink costs 3 yuan in a convenience store and 60 yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, a person's value depends on his location.
43. I went to the bus station to see off my classmates. After leaving, I called and asked: Have you gotten on the bus? I replied: Immediately. After a while, my classmates got on the bus, and I called again and asked: Have you got on the bus? , replied, got on. Asked: Did you bring all your luggage? He replied: Oops, I forgot what you asked me to bring.
44. A passenger arrived at a place for the first time and took a bus to a strange place. He stood next to the driver and asked, have you arrived at such-and-such station? Answer: No. Ten minutes later, he asked again: Have you arrived? The answer was: No. The passenger asked questions along the way, but the driver kept answering. Finally, when he arrived at the terminal, he asked: Why did he stop? Answer: We arrived at the station. Question: I said so-and-so station. Answer: I didn’t hear it. I heard you keep asking. Have you arrived at the station?
45. I’ve been to the women’s restroom three times without entering!
46. A friend was chatting on QQ and saw a classmate QQ me in real life, so he asked: Do you want to chat? He replied: No, the classmate was depressed: Isn’t he QQ me in real life? He replied: Yes, and asked: Then why Don’t want to chat? He replied: I’m too busy and haven’t had time to change my mind.
47. After studying for more than ten years, I still remember that kindergarten is easier to get along with.
Funny dialogue jokes 2
1. One morning, A got up and couldn’t find his socks. He said to B: Please help me get those socks! B: Hey, why are there three socks? B thinks hard. A: This is not easy, two main players and one substitute!
2. "I heard that you have been studying abroad for more than half a year, and you have a lot of experience, right?" "Yes, I have a very deep impression... People's cultural level is very high." "How do you know?" "All adults and children speak foreign languages."
3. Stuttering: "Please...please...ask...how...how...to...get...to...the station..." I asked several times, but the passers-by didn't answer. "You...why...you...ignore...me" "I...I...are...afraid...of...you...say...I'm...imitating...you...talk".
4. Two policemen found three mines on the street. The young policeman was a little scared: "What if one mine explodes on the road?" The old policeman: "Then let's just say we picked up two mines."
5. Father and son watch TV together. My father said: Those African refugees have no food to eat and are so thin and pitiful! The son didn’t take it seriously: Liar! How can they have money to perm their hair when they don’t have food to eat?
6. There is an honest person who will not panic. He went to ask someone who could panic, and the person said: OK! So he taught him common sense, and after he told the honest man, he asked the honest man to say something. The honest man thought for a long time: Let me tell you, I am mute.
7. A passerby said to the beggar: "You are strong and have no disability, why do you want me to give you money?" The beggar was furious and said: "Do I have to make myself miserable just to get a few stinky money from you?" Is it disabled?”
8. A BMW met a Mercedes-Benz. The Mercedes-Benz driver pointed at the license plate angrily and asked the BMW driver: "Didn't you see 00544?" The BMW driver also pointed to his own license plate "44944" without hesitation.
9. There was a traffic accident. Many people were watching, but a reporter couldn't squeeze in. He had an idea: I am the son of the injured, please give way! Sure enough, the onlookers moved out of the way, and the reporter went over and saw that the person who was crushed to death was a dog.
10. Jack, who was passionately in love, said to his lover's little brother: I'll give you five dollars, just a small piece of your sister's hair. The younger brother replied: If you give me fifty dollars, I can help you get her wig!
11. Two gangsters were lying in ambush, planning to assassinate someone, but there was always no trace of that person. One of them said anxiously: "What happened? I haven't seen him come yet. I hope he doesn't have an accident!"
;Funny and humorous sentences for WeChat chat
Humorous chat words can attract others' attention and make people like to chat with you. Below are some funny sentences for group chats that I have prepared for you. You are welcome to read them. I hope you like them.
Funny sentences in group chats (selected articles)
1. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think that I am unreachable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers. .
2. I always liked her broad-mindedness, but in fact it was nothing more than an airport!
3. Every time my mother said: All the clothes, shoes, socks, and hats I bought had to be reviewed, and after that, she would re-match them for me according to her aesthetics. My mom just wants me to wear T-shirts and trousers in the summer! A black down jacket and snow boots in the winter! My ponytail will never be bangs-free! I will only wear my hair with my hair! But mom! I am already twenty years old!
4. What should you do if you encounter a snake in the wild? Don’t panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian
5. My mother is here Scolding my dad... Ten minutes later... My dad came to my room... Started scolding me for not cleaning up the room... Two minutes later... My mom also joined in scolding me... Five minutes later... My dad, my mom Let's make peace...
6. There must be a road before the mountain, and I can't stop even if there is a road.
7. The farthest distance in the world is not that we are separated by the sky, but that we are classmates in different rooms.
8. Does every house have an old man snoring on the sofa with the TV on? “Dad, if you don’t look at me, I turned it off. "Look" "You obviously have your eyes closed." ""I'm listening"
9, 3, my mother and I were almost touched on the thighs on the bus. My mother said to me: "Your leg hair is so long, don't you?" Are you going to hurt someone? "
10. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not right.
11. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship" and I only did the first four.
12. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.
13. Watch If You Are the One with your parents while discussing what to eat tomorrow. My mother suddenly had an idea and said seriously: If you insist on choosing steamed buns, you may be rejected, but you can take away the rice and steamed buns.
14. The so-called couple's avatars , is to tear a couple apart.
15. A friend's house was robbed, and her mother complained: She didn't even slip on her shoes when she came in, leaving footprints all over her feet, and she had to mop the floor...
Group Funny sentences for chatting (popular articles)
1. Don’t get drunk on your wedding night. Married life should not be too tiring. You must learn family planning and grow old together.
2. If you have too many memories, don’t drink too little alcohol. If you cherish life too much, don’t take out your heart. If you are reluctant to see through it, don’t open your eyes.
3. I am crazy and you are stupid. You have become a family in a daze. Come home quickly after get off work and say you love me again.
4. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, work is easy, making money is difficult, falling in love is easy, and getting along is difficult.
5. I put my mobile phone in front of the bed, probably because I was afraid of running out of battery. I looked up to read messages and lowered my head to write love poems!
6. Mathematics taught me I was very tired, and my physics was wrong all the time. Studying really made me haggard, and I was about to have a mental breakdown. Only by surfing the Internet will I not fall behind!
7. It doesn’t matter if you get a high score, you will be good if you pass, you won’t learn deeply, you will be good if you can copy. This is a classroom, just meditate and learn. If I don’t go, I’ll listen to it in music class. If I’m thirsty, I’ll have Sprite. If I’m sleepy, I’ll go to the disco.
8. You are a little smart, I am a little silly, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, I am a little drunk, if you are angry, I will not get angry.
9. Sift the center of the rice and ask your sister and lover to be sincere. Don’t imitate the thousands of eyes of rice, but imitate flowers and candles to have one heart.
10. You are very virtuous and know nothing at home. You are very cute and pitiful and no one loves you. You are a beautiful and moldy girl. You and I have an unwavering friendship. .
11. My dear and lovely ones, it’s not as good as ten yuan a piece! My dear and lovely ones, it’s not as good as the old man waiting in line!
12. I am lucky enough to get to know you in my three lifetimes, and visitors from all over the world will ignore you. Women of all generations envy you for your beauty, and women love you for both. When the season comes, I take a break to refresh myself. I am a close friend who rides fast, horse and slow, and I share happiness and sorrow for centuries.
13. People who are naturally bald are extremely smart; people who shave their heads after hearing the news are smart.
14. A hen lays an egg but does not lay a welcome chicken. It lays an egg and turns into a chicken. It takes time to turn an egg into a chicken, so why not lay a chicken in the first place.
15. If the melon basket is too wide, the melon basket will leak. If the melon basket leaks, the melons will roll into the ditch.
16. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. He can dance three steps and four steps. Playing mahjong for five to six days without sleeping. Start working and doze off!
17. Friends are like dogs, loyal and reliable, and will never stand behind you; friends are like pigs, lazy but honest, old It's following behind.
18. Women who want to please themselves are beautiful, men who want to please themselves are poor.
19. Flowers don’t always bloom, youth doesn’t last forever, so hurry up and fall in love while you are still young.
20. Adversity belongs to the wife, romance belongs to the lover. Family happiness belongs to the wife, loneliness belongs to the lover.
Funny sentences in group chats (latest article)
1. Nuwa was going up to the sky, and Hou Yi shot her.
2. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you to your whole family, thank you for eighteen generations of ancestors!
3. I am too pure , I am so pure that I am a little shameless!
4. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played, and enjoyed life; in the next 40 years, we struggled to support our families; and in the last 10 Years ago, I squatted at the door every day, saying hello to passers-by...
5. My new girlfriend and I have only been in a relationship for a week and she wants to break up with me, just because of me I haven’t read the books of Octavio Paz and the poems of Borges...
6. When I smile, my smile is full of the bohemian temperament of a poet, Behind this bohemianism lies delicate and warm emotions. When I am silent, when I raise my head, I feel like a pure and graceful girl in the choir, and when I lower my head, I feel like a profound and elegant nobleman. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.
7. Since ancient times, there have been no girls on the Internet. There are rows of ruined flowers and willows. There are occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants and wolves.
8. Master, wait, I will ask Buddha to grant me a marriage!
9. Don’t be sad for the old and waste the new. Tears!
10. I don’t like to go to bed with just one woman many times, but I like to go to bed with many women only once.
11. The escalator broke down when I left the subway station this morning. I was stuck on it for more than an hour, so I was late.
12. In order to build a harmonious society, wife, let’s do it again.
13. Don’t hang yourself on one tree, try to die on several trees several times...——Death must be complete!
< x3> 14. I would rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
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