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- 1. QQ funny personalized signature collection
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- 3. QQ personalized signature collection (345 selected)
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QQ funny personalized signature collection
1. Madmen act, fools watch.
2. People are tired when they are alive, so they are called human beings.
3. Others say that the head teacher cannot beat his wife, but our head teacher does not have a wife.
4. It is said that people all over the country are commemorating a guy named Re - "Re is so hot!" "
5. When I was a child, I thought it was wrong to tell lies. When I grew up, I realized that telling the truth is sinful.
6. Even if your balls hurt, you should remain calm.
7. If you don’t want to go to three, two is not enough!
8. Come back immediately after the commercial!
9. When I look forward to a life of self-exploration again and again, what I always get is confusion.
10. People want to lose weight, reduce waist and butt, but why do you have to start with brain cells.
11. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenges the bulging belly.
12. Divert other people’s paths and let them go one-way.
13. Scientists have recently discovered that laughing can enlarge breasts, because happiness can lead to breast enlargement.
14. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.
15. My computer is so pure that it can’t stand the black screen when it comes to pornographic topics.
16. My goal in life is to pester you, pester you and pester you.
17. How can a woman control her life if she can't even control her weight?
18. Summer is here, and I realize that "stay where it's cool" is really not a curse word.
19. Why didn’t the country use your face to research imitation bulletproof vests?
20. Don’t be afraid of being used, just be afraid of being useless.
21. I will be your heart in the next life. At least you will die if I don’t beat it.
22. There must be a road before the mountain. If there is a road, I can’t stop it.
23. Behind every successful Ultraman there is always a little monster who gets beaten silently.
24. The magic mirror tells me what a man wants
25. Wangwang broken ice, half of you and half of me, you are my other half.
26. A man is sown in spring, and a bunch of men are harvested in autumn.
27. Not all milk is called Deluxe, and not all people are called pigs.
28. I can resist everything except temptation.
29. White-collar workers are nothing, raising pigs is fashionable
30. If I am a thing, then you are not a thing.
31. When I see the couples around me getting married, I really wonder if my husband was aborted decades ago
32. Homework plus homework, so much homework, I was waiting for my homework, and everything was wasted.
33. It’s not scary to get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.
34. Since my parents added my signature, my signature is no longer sentimental.
35. Teacher, I will swallow the punishment you give me with a smile. And you will punish me with a murderous look on your face,
36. School, school, since you stopped us from falling in love, why did you send us couple costumes?
37. 2B Used to describe you, people will not like it.
38. Draw a circle and curse you, and you will never leave me in this life.
39. As a mistress, I tell you that I don’t love you anymore.
40. You are not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but you are afraid of surprises when you open the lid. Imagine having one more bottle~ Oh yeah
41. The encounter between men and women may lead to love, but the encounter on the train will definitely lead to death. !
42. Funny signature ***/ Stop barking, no one will pay attention to you no matter how you bark, you are just a pig!
43. I leave as gently as I came. Wave a banknote and don't take away a diamond.
44. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.
45. Some people are like underwear, they can’t do anything except pretending to be B and pretending to be dicks.
46. It’s the candy that tempts me, not that I want to eat it.
47. Don’t brag, please return the awesomeness to the cows, because cows also need sex.
48. The sky is full of vixens.
49. Promises are like farts, earth-shattering at the time but pale and feeble afterwards.
50. Sometimes, instead of worrying too much, it is better to have less tendons
51. I am the rice dumpling leaves and you are the rice, wrapping you layer by layer; how much rice is in the rice dumpling represents How much I miss you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!
52. My biggest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my biggest disadvantage is that I spend it too fast.
53. Go your own way and let the scum have their say!
54. Since you say I am a scourge, then let me be a scourge for thousands of years!
55. Don’t be a white horse or a dark horse, so you become a zebra.
56. The middle finger is one of the indispensable sign languages in modern society.
57. When I woke up early in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.
58. Your outstandingness is described by a cross: the facial features are very delicate, but the combination is very vague.
59. It took a hundred years to build a ferry, and a thousand years to build bunk beds...
60. Why are you always hiding when you have nothing to do? Do you think you are Tao Yuanming! ;
QQ personalized signature collection (selected 345)
1. Maturity means doing clever things in a childish way.
2. I will try my best to become the kind of girl you like and then I will never be with you.
3. I am just a child who has graduated from kindergarten for a few years. Why do you ask me to do so much homework?
4. A woman must have backbone, either be in love until marriage, or be proud to be single, and stand firm if you agree.
5. "This question is for free points..." "Then why are you deducting points from me!" "
6. Life is like autumn, which makes me feel happy.
7. In the eyes of my parents, my watching anime is on the same level as the kids next door watching Pleasant Goat.
8. Don’t use your gaping teeth to tell me your half-hearted social stories.
9. When you can’t solve a math problem, the boy who suddenly takes out your pen to help you solve it is so handsome.
10. Why should I give up the things I like?
11. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people.
12. Be humble, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you.
13. I envy others who can chat endlessly on QQ, but I log in to QQ just to upgrade.
14. If someone steps on you, if it is new shoes, they will say "Oops" ! "You stepped on my shoes" and the old shoes will say "Oops!" You stepped on my foot"
15. A real foodie dares to face thick thighs.
16. The zombie opened my head excitedly and then left in disappointment.
17. If I can still remember you in the next life, it must be that I didn’t die thoroughly enough in this life.
18. Don’t tell ghost stories at night, because people like to hear them, and ghosts also like to hear them.
19. It is said that only people with flat chests can smell like shirts
20. When you are scolded by the teacher, there are always a few silly donkeys laughing next to you
21 , What is the biggest shame? I just cheated and failed
22. Please pay attention to the foodie around you, because if you are not careful, she will die
23. I would rather turn into a tree, even if I am made Papers are also better than making papers now.
24. There seem to be several seasons in school now. Some wear down jackets, some wear spring and autumn coats, some wear white shirts, and some wear short sleeves
25. Don’t be special. To try to save him would be to debase yourself.
26. "Use one sentence to prove the gap between you and him" "He is a person who wants to take the high school entrance examination"
27. It's a friend to challenge someone in person, but it's a friend to force someone behind his back. It's a dog.
28. If one day, the whole world no longer wants you. Don't panic, come to me and I will tell you that I don't want you either.
29. When I was a child, the thickest letters were love letters; when I grow up, the thickest letters are bank statements.
30. "What are you doing?" "Practice laughing." "Why?" "Because I don't want to cry on graduation day."
31. "Ernie, you use "either." Or "Make a sentence. "Shaobing is fifty cents each, either, or?" ”
32. If the villagers had mixed rat poison in the grain they handed in when the Japanese were requisitioning grain, wouldn’t they have been liberated long ago?
33. It is said that my deskmate is an encyclopedia. There are hundreds of thousands of reasons why my deskmate is.
34. Stop being funny, you are almost killing me by laughing.
35. Let go of that beautiful girl, handsome man, tie me up and go!
36. Master, after putting on my cassock, you will become my person.
37. Don’t let your best friend steal your boyfriend one after another. If she can steal your boyfriend, it proves that she is not your best friend.
38. I hate this kind of friend, who usually laughs and laughs with you. When you are in trouble, act as if nothing happened.
39. Do you feel uncomfortable calling yourself by your name like this? Do you feel uncomfortable listening to the recording of your own voice?
40. No matter how popular you are, there will be times when someone deletes you.
41. They are also boys who roll up their trouser legs! Some of them are curly, ruffian, and handsome! It's curled up like a bear planting rice in the fields.
42. “Why are there so few female couriers in express delivery companies? "I'm afraid they won't be able to help but dismantle the express delivery while walking." "
43. "What is a class teacher?" "A person who destroys your friendship and then your love and still doesn't let go of your family ties."
44. I just sprained my foot and was sitting on the roadside. After a while, someone actually threw fifty yuan at me.
45. "Teacher, since you keep us up late with homework," "then we have no choice but to use your classes to catch up on our sleep." ”
46. It doesn’t take long for a person to leave before the sun goes down.
47. A tongue-tied woman should have a rotten tongue.
48. We promised to grow old together, but you secretly did it
49. The reason why poets write poems is because they were demoted. The reason why they were demoted is because they have a bad mouth.
50. Words that are easy to say are often the most untrue. People who keep saying it for a lifetime may only be interested in it for a while
51. The school will give you a homework gift package if you sign in for five days in a row. .
52. You didn’t help me when I was in trouble. Don’t blame me for gloating when I am in trouble.
53. “When someone chases you, it doesn’t necessarily prove that you are beautiful, but it may mean that you are hot because of your coquettishness.”
54. “Husband, my mouth is itchy.” "Words", "Kiss"
55. I said that as long as you don't admit our relationship, I will never mention that I love you. So why do you blame me for treating you coldly.
56. Without the temperament of a goddess, I can only quietly be funny.
57. “You say you love me anonymously? "Don't make such a fuss!" "Don't make trouble with QQ. You are the only one."
58. I looked at the math test paper: What the hell is this stupid test paper! Look at me on the math test paper: What the hell is this stupid student!
59. My neighbor has become scheming. ""speak English! "He changed the WIFI password." ”
60. When someone said I was ugly, I immediately laughed. I am ugly and I chase you.
61. At first glance, the woman looks pretty, but when she takes a closer look, she might as well take a quick look.
62. Even though your wings are strong, don’t forget the person who once gave you clear water and blue sky.
63. Don’t think that if I don’t call you a fool, you are not. Be confident, you are.
64. “Please use nine words to evaluate the management of the class teacher. "High targets, blind command, and exaggeration." ”
65. “The most romantic thing I can think of is that my grades will slowly get better with you.”
66. One day I found that I had become ugly, so I silently I took out my ID card and realized that I was overthinking it.
67. Nowadays, when people wear light-up shoes, they post in the news. I have worn them since I was three years old. I have shown off the shoes that light up when I step on them, and they are colorful and flashing.
68. Being shameless, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality.
69. Why is there such a big gap between the prince and the dog? That's the difference.
70. Let you go crazy without me, let me be strong in the world without you,
71. I know few people in my circle, you are awesome, you are awesome, please stay away from me. My stomach can't stand the pretense in front of me.
72. "Listen, deskmate, there seems to be a baby kicking me in my stomach." "Speak in human language" and "Labor and management are hungry."
73. Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and have no strength.
74. It’s good to be a star. You don’t have to catch your husband cheating on you, people all over the country are helping to catch him.
75. If you stand in front of me and scold me, that means you are awesome. If you hide behind my back, that means you are bragging!
76. “What is the most unscrupulous thing you have ever done? "Help the school deceive the Education Bureau." "
77. "What's the sentence that makes you feel the loneliest?" "It's just that you didn't turn in your homework."
78. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because after so many years Now, no one has confessed to me!
79. You still have to listen to math class, just in case you understand it one day.
80. For those who like to say and write "Good night world" before going to bed, I would like to ask "Is jet lag really a problem?"
81. Put out the cigarette and talk about the past. That's it for the first half of my life. There's still tomorrow.
82. If you can’t be Edison Chen, then you should learn from Nicholas Tse!
83. % of the questions a girl asks are ones she knows the answer to, so it’s best to be honest.
84. Wear short-sleeved shirts on Sunday, a shirt on Monday, a coat on Tuesday, and a down jacket on Wednesday. Play randomly all year round. You can search for it through Baidu. You can play it as often as you want.
85. Use all the soy sauce in the world and make others jealous.
86. I wonder why so many people’s names can be replaced with numbers and then they say blatantly that I only want this much!
87. There is a kind of happiness called, I have entered your blacklist.
88. For those who don’t like to wear skirts, skirts are just like trousers
89. In this era where even going to the toilet costs money, nothing is impossible.
90. The most frustrating time in the exam was when I saw a question. I vaguely remembered that the teacher said it, but I clearly remembered that I didn’t listen.
91. People who worry about everything are not suitable for love, but suitable for shopping for groceries.
92. My brother, he was afraid that I would catch a cold at night, so he turned off the fan for me and covered me with a quilt. I was so moved that I shed tears, all over my body
93. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.
94. Don’t look at me from your perspective, I’m afraid you won’t understand.
95. When my best friend saw my mother that day, she turned to me and said, "You are so ugly, you are not as good as your mother."
96. "I can take secret photos, but Please use the beauty camera or I will get really angry. ”
97. My boyfriend is so stupid. He still hasn’t found me yet.
98. There are not many people who have tied my shoelaces in my life, but there are some who have untied my shoelaces. Stack
99. I began to hate myself who worried about gains and losses, was hot and cold, and tried his best to be strong.
100. It’s not that I don’t know, I just want to see how you act to me.
101. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.
102. I gained weight to look thinner to you, lest I look thinner and look ugly to you.
103. If you don’t shock the world with your lust, you will shock the world with your lust.
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In fact, I'm not stupid, I'm just too lazy to be smart. The following is a super funny QQ signature, I hope you like it.
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1. [It’s okay if I scold you normally, but you won’t know that I am both civil and military until I hit you]
2. I make you look thin when I am fat, so as not to make you look ugly when I am thin.
3. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.
4. Accompany me crazy, accompany me wildly, accompany me hum until dawn.
5. The most romantic thing I can think of is to appear on the same missing person notice as you.
6. I passed by a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, next year I will grow on your grave.
7. The king of heaven and the tiger of earth are all 250 who don’t like to laugh.
8. After a long time, I realized that I had been spinning in circles.
9. Don’t be surprised if you stay or go as you please
10. Whoever teaches me mathematics well will belong to you, including my life.
11. There is no point in showing affection. If you have the guts to give birth to a child,
Super funny QQ signature collection
1. Every time the elders see me, they say I’m so quiet, and I miss these ignorant humans.
2. Where were you when I wanted someone to cover me and steal ketchup from McDonald’s?
3. They say marriage is the tomb of love, so isn’t celebrating a wedding anniversary just like sweeping the tomb?
4. I always feel that in ancient times, the mood of taking off the hijab when getting married was as good as scratching a lottery ticket.
5. I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me do my homework.
6. Steamed buns are expensive, steamed buns are more expensive, and if you have roasted pork ribs, you can throw away both.
7. There is a kind of backbone that is boring to the point of death without reviewing.
8. Time is a good thing and can test everyone. But my heart is not a good actor. As time goes by, I will no longer be willing to act for you, and I will definitely betray you.
9. When the teacher stops talking in the middle of class, it means that one of the classmates is dead.
10. With the spicy strips in hand, follow me.
11. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to someone else.
12. Forgiving him is God’s business. My mission is to send him to see God!
13. Dear: You must know that this summer, the only people who will never leave you are mosquitoes.
14. You never know how much the person who chats with you even before you finish your homework likes you.
15. Don’t wear such thick foundation when you go out, it will make it hard to see what you look like.
16. Smurf sings to Avatar: "When I grow up, I will become you."
17. I like you so much. I want to ride a roller coaster with you and unbuckle your seat belt at the highest place.
18. "Tell me the fastest way to fall in love with you" "You are blind"
19. Be happy every day. After all, I am the sun.
20. The healing couple can torture all the singles in the world
21. Either study or travel, both body and soul must be on the road.
22. Since ancient times, there is no one who doesn’t have shit, and there is no one who doesn’t use paper when shitting. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.
23. If I could control my love, I would definitely control my foodie heart.
24. There are more than 700 million acnes in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.
25. I forgot to tell you, actually I love you very much. I forgot to tell you, actually I miss you very much.
26. Have you ever touched a boy’s face?” “Tathagata Palm” “Have you ever held a boy’s hand?” “Wrestled an arm.” “Have you held a boy’s arm?” “Thrown over the shoulder.”
27. Do you know me well? Just play a video and pretend it’s your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.
28.Actually, I’m not stupid, I’m just too lazy to be smart.
29. “SpongeBob, you’re fired” “Mr. Krabs” “You’re welcome”
30. Don’t talk deeply when making friends, silence is golden!
31. I like people who always bring delicious food to me.
32. Smiling at you is purely polite.
33. A man’s biggest failure is not that no girls like him, but that the girls who liked him feel that they were blind in the first place.
34. I pretended not to care, held back tears and laughed awkwardly
35. I have drank so much Youlemei milk tea, but I have never seen Jay Chou come and ask me who he is.
36. Go to bed when the answer is negative, and do homework when you get up.
37. Yes, the cheating in this exam was very successful, and it can have a perfect ending.
38. There is a kind of natural awakening, which is that you wake up as soon as your parents leave.
39.[Finally you opened your mouth to tell me how gentle she is,]
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