Contents of this article
- 1. A collection of classic humorous sentences about money
- 2. A complete collection of 5-word funny sentences that tell the truth
- 3.12-word funny sentences
- 4. Funny six-character jingle
A collection of classic humorous sentences about money
Selection of classic humorous short sentences
1) Every time I try to cram the Buddha, the Buddha always gives me a kick.
2) Tomorrow comes tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.
3) Old people cannot beat children, they cannot beat women, and they cannot beat men to death.
4) Girls who look at the sky are lonely, boys who look at the sky are looking for UFOs!
5) Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.
6) Every woman can only be a loli for two years, but every man can last a long, long time.
7) You don’t even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.
8) The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and made a special trip to the west to worship Buddha and ask for marriage.
9) You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
10) Well, just give me an affordable grave.
11) Don’t think I look like I’m brainless, but I’m actually unhappy.
12) If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.
13) You'd better let me kneel on the washboard, I can't stand the electric heater!
14) Even though I am small, when I work hard to live for myself, I am still great, but I don’t know the size of greatness.
15) Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
Collection of classic humorous short sentences
1) I’m planning to get a haircut, but my bangs are so slick that my neck feels crooked.
2) My principle is: I will not offend others unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will get angry!
3) The price of everything is rising, which means people are getting cheaper.
4) You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I am smiling because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to a pig!
5) March 7th Girls’ Day, this idea is good, one day later we will celebrate March 8th Women’s Day
6) Failure doesn’t mean you’ve wasted your time and life, it means you have a reason to start over.
7) I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any virgin in Japan!
8) We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked it.
9) Why can diaosi see the manly personality of their beloved goddess? It’s because the goddess doesn’t care about you at all, and she doesn’t like you.
10) Men love to fuck, women love money! Men talk about love without conscience, while women pretend to have orgasms with their eyes closed! In fact, life is not easy, it all depends on acting!
11) If you think I’m fat, just say it clearly and don’t mince words. You walk step by step!
12) Otakus will degenerate into cavemen whenever the power goes out.
13) A fly on the crown is no more noble than a fly in the toilet.
14) Girls are valuable, and young women are more valuable. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away.
15) There are only two things I can't do in my life: I can't do this, and I can't do that.
A collection of classic humorous short sentences
1) In the relationship between two people, if only one person works hard to mix the honey, then in the end, the other bee will only turn into a fly
2) Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater up close, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.
3) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
4) Next, I will perform a family trick for you, crushing the chest with a big stone.
5) I’m sorry that I’m so straightforward and can’t tell you what you want to hear.
6) From today on, it is illegal for women to wear bras and shorts. Wearing a bra is a crime of keeping a mistress; wearing shorts is a crime of covering up buttocks; a man wearing underwear is even more serious because he is guilty of harboring guns and ammunition!
7) One mistake and he becomes a famous figure for the ages.
8) Silly B is always more fashionable than clothes. Old styles are not out of date before new ones come out.
9) I feel sad for your uncle.
10) A thousand-mile horse always exists, but a female thousand-mile horse does not always exist.
11) Being so shameless and heartless, you must be very light, right?
12) The good guys are set off by bad guys like us.
13) Brother lowered his head, not because he was afraid, but because he was looking for bricks.
14) The world is so chaotic, who can pretend to be innocent?
15) If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?
16) Don’t say sorry to me because we don’t have anything to do with each other.
17) You bitch loves to take advantage so much. If you had taken advantage of others, you would have been a fucking paraplegic!
18) When I see your face, I feel that your parents didn’t take it seriously when making you.
19) The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.
20) Brothers are brothers, women are clothes. Whoever touches my limbs, I will take off his clothes.
21) I left with a frown on my face, just as I came with a wink.
22) I don’t agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to not be allowed to speak.
23) You have a happy heart and a happy face.
24) Those with money and knowledge have immigrated, while those without money and knowledge have stayed in the country. Why is this? Because: poverty and lowliness cannot move!
25) Sister is not a Transformer. She can’t look like you love her. Whatever she loses and finds will always be second-hand goods.
26) I have to take a good rest during the day because I have to sleep at night!
27) I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.
28) I don’t need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.
29) It is not sinful to be single, but it is not good to let others be single.
Funny short sentences Classic humorous short sentences
Funny short sentences (classics)
1) Adults always say, don’t talk to me about money, because talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don’t talk to me about the start of school. Talking about the start of school will hurt your feelings.
2) Diaosi will eventually counterattack, and fungus will never regain its fans.
3) No matter how the wheel of history rolls forward, I, the Third Ring Road Traffic, will not move at all.
4) Night attack on the Widow Village - -!
5) I lowered my head and remained silent, not because I was humble, but because I was looking for bricks.
6) Don’t give me that Mona Lisa smile of yours, me. . . I really want to shave your eyebrows. . . . .
7) The teacher said that my Chinese language was taught by my school teacher
8) I think it’s a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she’s cold when she’s alone!
9) Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
10) Forgive me, I’m just a passerby on Singles’ Day.
11) Men are not bad, women do not love them, and men are not lustful. They are just for decoration.
12) Do you know who the person I have always liked is? If you don’t know, please look back at the first word I wrote.
13) I have always been a brooding person with deep dark circles and bags under my eyes.
14) If you don’t get angry with some people, they will never know what it means to go too far.
15) He must be the best among scum and the best among beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig!
Funny short sentences (popular articles)
1) While looking for a lover, don’t slack off on your wife.
2) There are so many channels for New Year’s Eve concerts, I really don’t know which one to watch.
3) Things can change my heart forever, you are the only unchanging thing in my life! Loving you is the most magnificent contribution in my life, and it is my choice without regrets!
4) When I think about the start of school, I feel the pain of the Wenchuan earthquake and the Zhouqu mudslide!
5) There was gold under the man's knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn't find even a piece of copper!
6) Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.
7) Today is Children’s Day. I wish you always have a childlike heart and be happy every day!
8) Only when you have care in your heart will your life be strong.
9) Be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
10) For synchronized diving in China, the daughter-in-law and the mother should be the best partners, because for decades, they always fall into the water at the same time.
11) As long as you think about what you will eat tomorrow, your life will be full of hope.
12) Your parents help you deposit your New Year’s money in the bank. Children who have been fooled raise their hands
13) How easy is it for you to shake a tree like a worm?
14) Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all his students in the end.
15) It amazes me how much more of a dork you are becoming every day.
16) Let me tell you again from my personal experience: Don’t touch your mobile phone when doing homework, otherwise it will be like eating Xuanmai!
17) There is no question of whether it is worth it or not, only whether you are willing or not. .
18) The diligent gardener rushed into the classroom and trimmed the flowers of the motherland into various beautiful shapes.
19) Don’t talk to me, I will just make your words worthless.
20) You are not my oxygen, but if you leave me, I will be so painful that I will suffocate.
Funny short sentences (latest)
1) It is impossible to draw an equal sign between the past and the present.
2) The most terrifying thing in the world is not that terrorists take you hostage, but that Filipinos rescue you
3) When the water is extremely clear, there are no fish; when people are extremely humble, they are invincible!
4) It turns out that our biggest love rival is not the mistress. It's the years.
5) Your QQ has been infected by the virus I installed. Please keep sending me messages, otherwise I will do it as soon as I have free time!
6) After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific!
7) -Hey, buddy, please step aside, it’s blocking my cell phone signal.
8) Why did we break up? Because we were tired of it.
9) My class has two plastic bags, and they fill them all day long.
10) Being too attentive to others will only speed up their boredom with you.
11) A man’s biggest failure is to give up the opportunity to make his woman laugh to others.
12) He doesn’t hear what’s going on outside the window and only concentrates on reading e-books
13) The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.
14) What are you afraid of? I won’t hit you. I am a very easy-going person. Throw him away.
15) I want to share everything with you because I will never find another woman who is right for me except you.
16) He sent me a string of English sdadjssadbhasjkccdxectbyuiopgfds. I asked him what he meant, and he said it was nothing. The keyboard was dirty, so I wiped it.
17) [After watching You from the Star, I suddenly wanted to see if my neighbor was an alien]
18) There is no grass anywhere in the world, why should we have unrequited love for a grass?
19) What makes people crazier than falling in love is falling out of love.
20) I can’t forget the hurt I’ve suffered because my heart keeps bleeding.
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A collection of classic humorous sentences
Selection of classic humorous sentences
1) After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.
2) If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes.
3) I dreamed of eating pasta and woke up in the morning to find that my shoelaces were gone!
4) The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on the roommate: make him hold a telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine practitioners, full of tears and affection.
5) A friend is someone who sees you through and likes you.
6) Who holds my hand and curbs my madness for half my life; who kisses my eyes and covers my wandering for half my life.
7) There are two major tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting something you don’t want.
8) The future is bright, but there are no roads.
9) The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.
10) There is no rehearsal in life, it is live broadcast every day. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.
11) Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to be buried in the streets.
12) The year has been full of disasters. Nothing is normal except the football team!
13) What is plugged into a hole is a plug, and what is plugged into a hole is a socket!
14) A man was on a business trip and suddenly came home early. He heard the man snoring at the door. The man walked away silently and sent a text message to his wife: Get a divorce! Three years after the divorce, his ex-wife said to him: That was Rising little lion!
15) I looked for her thousands of times in the crowd, but when I suddenly looked back, that person still looked down upon me.
Collection of classic humorous sentences
1) You are such a bitch and forgetful about things.
3) Girl, you need to eat appropriately to lose weight!
4) Follow other people's paths and leave others with no way to go!. I am like a fly lying on the glass, the future is bright, but I can't find a way out.
5) When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.
6) Don’t I make money just to eat? I don’t even have time to take a bite and still earn a p when I make money.
7) If you do this again in the future, don’t blame me for turning against me!
8) A friend worked as a temporary worker in a government agency, and the company asked her to write materials on fighting corruption and promoting integrity. She thought of her rich and powerful colleagues, so she picked up her pen and wrote: Fight corruption, they are corrupt, I am clean.
9) Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still tax my mind and strain my muscles and bones.
10) If you can do something, try not to make any noise.
11) The brothels are full because people are lonely.
12) Don’t look back, I only love your back.
13) I will work hard to save money and buy an ATM.
14) With the engraved banknote printing machine, you can make money quickly.
15) When a beautiful woman is in front of you, it would be a sin not to take advantage of her.
Collection of classic humorous sentences
1) Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.
2) Withered vines and old trees, dim crows, small bridges and flowing water, people’s houses, west wind and thin horses on the ancient road, the sunset, the old man is at the end of the world.
3) The leader allowed me to study for two more years. After I graduated from junior high school, the principal of the high school thought I had a bright future, so he gave me an extra 30,000 yuan. When I was in my third year of high school, my head teacher thought that I had the ability to survive independently, so I dropped out of school.
4) Do you think the most sour feeling is jealousy? No, the most sour feeling is not having the right to be jealous.
5) Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live an erhu-like life.
6) I am a white-collar worker: I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pockets, and sighed, my salary this month is white-collar again.
7) What’s the worst job? It’s doing something he doesn’t like. What's worse than the worst? I have to work for the rest of my life!
8) I sat on a stone that was 150 million years old and was in a daze for an afternoon.
9) There is always a gap between ideals and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who would care about ideals?
10) It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for many years!
11) What is an optimist? This one is like a teapot, his butt is burning red, and he is still in the mood to whistle!
12) Being beautiful can only provide eyesight to others, but it does not necessarily lead to happiness.
13) Beautiful girls are just fleeting clouds, the only thing that lasts forever is that warm right hand.
14) Not every sorry can be exchanged for being okay.
15) I have you like I have a handful of sand, I don’t know whether to hold it tightly or how.
16) Those stories flood my memory.
17) Do what you like and do what you think is worth it. Living for yourself, I am much more wonderful than you.
18) Goodbye smile, goodbye simplicity.
19) The memories of the future will be filled with you.
20) All things yesterday are like death yesterday; all things today are like birth today.
21) People who play Go love to rob.
22) I have a lot to say to you, but I don’t know where to start.
23) Beautiful people will become haggard if no one loves them.
24) We have gone through sorrow and desolation, but we cannot reach the eternal life between him and her. Love has grown cold.
25) Although I breathe the air of the same sky, I cannot hug you.
26) Being divorced is not like having two families on the surface, but losing one at all.
27) When I was a child, I loved playing hide and seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat.
28) First line: The name of the person I love has its owner; second line: The person who loves me is miserable; horizontal comment: Life is miserable.
29) A person’s longest love history is probably narcissism.
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Classic humorous short sentence copywriting (Part 1)
1. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.
2. Getting express delivery feels like reuniting with a long-lost relative, but often after taking it apart, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.
3. If you like a boy, then study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and give him more money when he gets married.
4. Those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.
5. In my mother’s eyes, the origin of all diseases is not drinking water, not eating vegetables, and not going to bed early.
6. Time can never stop the pace of dreams. With stubborn persistence, learn to make your dreams grow a little bigger every day.
7. Listen to me, you may have lost a few times, but you will still make a comeback.
8. Only through repeated tempering can one become good steel.
9. It’s not that I didn’t catch the last train of happiness, it’s that I couldn’t get on it.
10. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to make money is your biggest problem.
11. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but once you use it, it won’t be enough.
12. There are no friends in the workplace. Your boss is not your friend, and neither are your colleagues.
13. No matter what you face, since you have reached this point, persevere; give yourself some affirmation, you are stronger than you think.
14. Others are hitting the wall. It will definitely be very profitable for me to build the wall.
15. Once you choose the path of life, you must bravely go to the end and never look back.
16. A husband is not without tears and will not shed them during parting.
17. In life, it is harder to look past difficulties than to give up. For many things, you can't just let go if you want to, and you can't just give up if you want to. There are always some things in life that you clearly know are wrong, but you keep insisting on them, and you know that they are bad, but you keep guarding them.
18. We have all loved, hurt, suffered, and hated, but we have never lost weight.
19. It is said that many people check the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.
20. My head is full of wisdom, which makes my face look bigger.
Classic humorous short sentence copywriting (Part 2)
21. The word "grow up" doesn't even have the radical part in it, which makes you feel lonely at first sight.
22. The irritability and panic that appear on rainy days will be cured when the weather clears up.
23. When you were poor, you thought you would be happy if you were rich. But when you are really rich, you realize that being rich is more than just happiness. It is simply the bliss of life and death.
24. Efforts to reject social rules are all ineffective efforts.
25. The little girl is not talented, she can only miss you but cannot make you admire her.
26. Tomatoes and eggs are a perfect match! No matter what ingredients you add, it’s superfluous!
27. Promises are like farts, earth-shattering at the time, but pale and feeble afterwards.
28. There will always be a blind person who falls in love with you and treats you too well.
29. Being poor is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I am the poor one. It is not terrible that I am the poor person. The terrible thing is that I am the only one who is poor.
30. The loneliest time will shape the strongest self.
31. You are not afraid of not passing the exam, but you are afraid of not taking the exam.
32. When dealing with a relationship, you have to learn not to be afraid of hating people, nor to be afraid of being disliked. After you have determined your principles, don't give in again and again, learn to say no, learn to be yourself, and learn to implement your own principles. You cannot compromise your principles in an attempt to be liked.
33. If life deceives you, don’t be anxious, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.
34. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.
35. Just now, my partner suddenly sent me a message saying that we should break up. Before I had time to feel sad, he sent another message, sorry, I sent it to the wrong person. It scared me to death, I thought we were really going to break up.
36. It is recommended that everyone try to go to bed early and get up early, do not play online games, do not eat midnight snacks, and develop good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.
37. I want to be pampered, want to be happy, want you, forget it, want to be rich.
38. I can’t find you on Baidu, so I have to go to Sogou!
39. The phone was dropped so many times and it was fine. Later, I thought about it, but my height saved it.
40. Ever since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first grade of junior high school, I have never understood mathematics.
A complete collection of classic humorous signature sentences
Selection of classic humorous signature sentences
1) The one who can fly may not be Superman or Birdman, it may be a plane!
2) Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!
3) I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.
4) If you can’t poop, you can’t blame the earth’s gravity. Maybe you’re constipated!
5) Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle. If you don’t believe me, call him out and ask!
6) A good horse goes with a good saddle, an old man goes with a beautiful woman!
7) The latest use of noodles is to be beaten by steamed buns!
8) The size of the universe is unimaginable, and the earth is just a speck of dust in the universe. Why should I suffer just because I lost a dime!
9) I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, then I will do whatever you want!
10) Princes all like princesses, and so does the frog prince!
11) If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light.
12) Microcomputer principles are in crisis, random processes pass randomly, I have learned real variable functions ten times, but I can’t program in assembly language!
13) Fake baby milk powder is not as nutritious as grass, so you might as well have eaten grass!
14) My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!
15) My life has side A and side B, and your life has side S and side B.
Collection of classic humorous signature sentences
1) Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
2) You believe in Christianity and still the rooster crows.
3) There are no handsome men in the world. With advanced technology, there will naturally be handsome men.
4) Looking back suddenly, why haven’t you left yet?
5) You take your sunny path, and I’ll take my underground path.
6) If you go out and hang out, you will get annoyed sooner or later.
7) Play mahjong and eat spicy hotpot. Find a little partner, that's how life goes.
8) Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.
9) You have to be very careful even when washing your hair, for fear of getting water in your brain.
10) My heart is not a bus, where you can sit down whenever there is space.
11) He knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, but he doesn’t understand English.
12) Three-quarters of it is destiny, and seven-cents of it depends on dressing up.
13) Marble brand insoles are shameless for your feet.
14) I’m going to beat you, do you still have to choose a day?
15) Rather than messing around, rather than enduring, it’s better to be better than two, it’s better to be soaring.
A complete collection of classic humorous signature sentences
1) Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.
2) Without the toad, the swan would be lonely.
3) The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife.
4) Being mean is also an art. Let’s improve this art together!
5) Celebrities become more famous if they take off a little more, but I was arrested even though I took all my clothes off!
6) Please do not harass, I am harassing others.
7) You are the song of anxiety in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.
8) Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. If you catch it, you will catch it. If you don't, it will be gone.
9) If you use a beauty trick, I will follow it.
10) I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.
11) That’s definitely not acne on my face, it’s called youth.
12) Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
13) What is a class teacher: He is someone who destroys your friendship and then your love, but still doesn’t let go of your family ties.
14) If you can’t be stunningly beautiful, then be stunningly ugly!
15) Farts are the unyielding souls of the food you eat.
16) Don’t be like a trash can, keep pretending and pretending and pretending.
17) If fate grabs you by the throat, scratch its armpits.
18) If you don’t become a householder, you don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are; if you don’t take pictures, you don’t know how fat you are.
19) What’s wrong with her brother being a gangster? Damn it! You can’t join the party?
20) I finished my bachelor’s degree and then my master’s degree and my master’s degree and my doctorate. You finished your doctorate and I became a martyr.
21) You can never see me when I am the loneliest, because when I can’t see you, that is when I am the loneliest!
22) We are going to lie down and drink water to talk.
23) Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks. The risk is too great. It’s safest to make tofu! If it’s hard, it’s dried tofu; if it’s thin, it’s tofu brain; if it’s thin, it’s tofu skin; if it’s not cooked, it’s soy milk; if it’s stinky, it’s soy milk. Stinky tofu! You’re guaranteed to make money!
24) Turns out he can talk, I thought he was blind.
25) Being low-key! is the best way to show off!
26) Love is a very strong word. Its upper part is taken from the metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from the metamorphosis.
27) There is no need to leave me here, I have my own place to stay. I don't leave my grandfather everywhere, I go home and do housework.
28) Is there anything that I can’t do? I can’t bear to let go of my children, but I can’t trap a wolf. I can’t bear to leave my wife, and I can’t trap a gangster.
29) Stop talking about your ideals with me, quit!
A collection of 5-word funny sentences that tell the truth
1. What I smoke is not cigarettes, but loneliness!
2. Don’t cry in front of my grave, or ruin my path to reincarnation.
3. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.
4. I have spent my entire youth reviewing my youth, and I have to spend my entire life doubting life.
5. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to poop in the future!
6. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you were a combination of 1 and 3.
7. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°.
8. If you save four and a half yuan, and I save four and a half yuan, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.
9. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If Han Hong is not dead, I still have Han Hong’s disease.
10. When a rat crosses the street, everyone shouts to beat it; when a rat crosses the street, everyone shouts to beat it
11. It is rare to be confused. Too confused.
12. Life is precious, but love is more valuable; if it is for freedom, both can be thrown away.
Life is precious and love is expensive; if there is no money to pave the way, both of them can only be thrown away.
12 word funny sentences
A: "You keep losing in mobile Landlords. What makes you persist?"
B: "Because my teammates always encourage me."
A: "How do you encourage me?"
B: "You You played your cards really well!”
A: “…”
Funny six-character jingle
This is an article about, and you will understand the truth slowly!
1. I left quietly, just as I came gently, I waved my sleeves and took away only a bunch of cabbage
2. The so-called surprise is the arrival of the rabbit you have been waiting for. The classic sentence is followed by the wolf!
3. The hair is gone without a trace, and the dandruff is even better!
4. As the saying goes: A calm mind will naturally cool down. So, I lay on the bed and pretended to be dead.
5. Horse racing in the clouds for a long time - revealing the truth
6. I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well.
7. If you save four and a half yuan, and I save four and a half yuan, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.
8. You must not go to the hospital when you are sick. If you go to the hospital, I will starve to death because I have no money to eat...
9. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush, and you ignore me. I commit suicide!
10. If I die, my first words will be: I finally don’t have to be afraid of ghosts.
11. I broke out in a cold sweat, dear, my little Shen is not afraid of heaven or earth. There are only three things I fear most in my life. The first is that my wife will run away with someone else; the second is that my son will not grow up as well as me. Handsome; the third thing is that I am afraid that my son will look down on me when he grows up. I am very anxious and hesitant for a moment. To tell you the truth, when I was in junior high school, I was a very pure man. I read too many novels and actually believed that there would be love in this world. My ambition was also very simple. I wanted to be a noble man. Money and fame were not important to me. He is worse than dirt in his eyes, and there are only three things he wants to do in his life: find a wife, raise a son, and live his whole life. Nowadays, my thinking is lagging behind. I need to correct it and let love go to hell. I want to find more wives and raise more sons.
12. Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over and I never have to sit with you again!
13. Confucius’ father was almost 70 years old when he gave birth to Confucius, while Confucius’ mother was only 17 years old. It seems that when I am 70 years old, I will have to find a 17-year-old girl to give birth to a Confucius...
14. There will be a period just after graduation; there will be a wife one year after graduation; later I will regret having a wife; and there will be another period later. Second wife; I most regret having a second wife.
15. Line segment a is half of line segment b. Then how much of line segment b is line segment a? (The whole class is quiet, waiting for the discussion, after a while) Line segment b is the two halves of line segment a. (faint).
16. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
17. A centipede is bitten by a snake and must be amputated to prevent the poison from spreading! The classic sentence Centipede thought: Fortunately, it has many legs~! ! The doctor comforted him: Brother, be considerate, you will be an earthworm from now on.
18. You eat yours, I'll eat yours, don't eat mine, I'll just eat yours, and after I finish eating yours, you go your way!
19. Oh, boss, come to the toilet yourself.
20. You keep farting loudly in the office, and your colleagues can’t help but ask you if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shaking and shaking, and asked you what you were doing. You replied that I had set it to vibrate!
21. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge...
22. Words you have said don’t count, but the person you like has to change every day.
23. My dear, it’s Valentine’s Day again. I don’t know how many chocolates I gave you have eaten, but I clearly saw them...! Can I give it instead—slimming tea this year?
24. Riding a yellow dog as a horse - messing around
25. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, mother said, it is a birdman.
26. Although he came to Xi'an, he was gentle and fair, and could not see the charm of the Qin Terracotta Warriors at all.
27. Women are like clothes, but a sister has a temperament that you cannot wear.
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