Contents of this article
- 1. Stephen Chow and Tang Bohu’s script of Qiu Xiang’s lines
- 2. Classic lines from Stephen Chow's "Tang Bo Hu Spots the Fragrance of Autumn"
- 3. It’s a pity that Tang Bohu picked up Qiuxiang’s classic lines
- 4. Classic lines from Stephen Chow's "Tang Bo Hu Spots the Fragrance of Autumn"
Stephen Chow, Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang's lines script
If God can give me a chance again, I will tell this girl that I love her. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years. Stephen Chow's lines are always so impressive. . Below are the lines I prepared for everyone from Stephen Chow and Tang Bohu to Qiuxiang. I hope you like it!
Stephen Chow and Tang Bohu pick up Qiuxiang's lines (1)
1. For Chuanchang: I have ten thoughts, thinking about the king, the country, and the country.
Tang Bohu: Appreciate the eight eyes together, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the fragrance of autumn.
To Chuanchang: I am superior and majestic, showing a boldness.
Tang Bohu: You are so filthy, half of your glans is exposed.
For the intestines: Your family is going to plant trees.
Tang Bohu: Mixed fish in your bathtub
For the intestines: The fish fat and fruit are ripe and go into my belly.
Tang Bohu: Your mother will cook for you
2. How can you, a mere book boy, He De, become a big brother?
I'm so immoral and incompetent. I was just joking. I hope the teacher can forgive me!
Young man, if you are trying to steal my job from me, which path are you from?
Haven't asked for advice yet--- ---
Hey? You are not allowed to teach. I originally borrowed money from Sanshui, but now I am Xibao, the first resident of Washington. I hold a white paper fan in my hand! Which organization do you belong to?
I am originally from Suzhou, and now I am a reading boy in Washington. I have a pair of red sticks with double flowers in front of my door!
Bah! Are you older than me?
I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, if I block a Buddha, I will kill Buddha!
Grand Master Su Wen is very talented. I have a staff general who wants to discuss with you!
Literary competition has no distinction between seniority!
3 And what is most talked about is that he has eight beautiful and fragrant wives, who are like the beautiful wives of gods and make others envious!
4. Are you serious? What you have said cannot be ignored! That’s right! I am Tang Bohu, the incarnation of hero and chivalry, who values both beauty and wisdom! "Tang Bohu Lights Up the Fragrance of Autumn"
5. Wow, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ok! To be honest, little brother, I am Zhou Botong, known as Yushu Linfeng Sheng Pan An, a pear blossom crushing begonias! "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"
6 Zhu Zhishan: Hey, Brother Tang, look at the graceful woman on the bridge, all alone. Okay, so you can demonstrate your method of picking up girls on the spot, so that we brothers can learn from it.
Tang Bohu: Well...
Zhou Wenbin: It’s about everyone’s welfare, are you okay?!
Tang Bohu: It is obligatory.
Zhu Zhishan: Go ahead.
Tang Bohu: Miss.
Woman: What's the matter, young master? (When I turned around, I saw that he was like a flower!±#$%×*)
7. "Mrs. Bing, I originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. I had a house and fields at home, and my life was endless. Who knew that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and ruthless, and colluded with the government to occupy my big house and seize my fields? My grandfather fell out with him, but he beat him down with a stick. My grandma scolded him for bullying good people, but he took her to the Tang Mansion and raped her a hundred times. In the end, she hanged herself from the beam and hated the world. He also drove my father and son out of their home and wandered to the riverside. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knew that Tang Bohu was so insidious that he actually sent someone to plot against him. My father and son were violently beaten in front of the market. The young man was strong and survived, but his soul was pitiful for his death. In order to bury him, I had to sell myself as a slave to make money and study at the same time. In this chapter, I vowed to show my fame and my will to kill my enemies with my own hands. From now on, Tang Yin's poetry collection will be with me, and I will remember that this hatred is irreconcilable." [Tang Bohu points to Qiuxiang]
8 Miserable Man: (Crying) Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you have been loyal to me and treated me with sincerity, but now I don't even have a full meal. I'm sorry for not letting you eat it, Wangcai!
9 Tang Bohu: Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what’s wrong with you? Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can’t die! I have been dependent on you for so many years and have shared joys and sorrows with you. I have always taught and raised you as my own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, a white-haired person will give a black-haired person a gift. !
10. Wu Zhuangyuan: Boy, from today on, you are a low-level servant in Washington, and 9527 is your lifelong code name. Get started!
11. With your wisdom, can I fool you? "Tang Bohu Lights the Fragrance of Autumn"
12. Dui Chuanchang: There are three masters in one village and two li. They don’t know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, but they dare to teach seven or eighty-nine students. It is very bold.
Tang Bohu: Nine out of ten families were poor. They scraped together eight taels, six cents, five cents and four cents, but they were half-hearted and obscene.
13. Opposing Chuanchang: In the picture, the dragon does not roar, the tiger does not roar, and the little book boy is ridiculous.
Tang Bohu: On the chessboard, the carts have no wheels and the horses have no food, calling the general to be on guard.
14. Opposite of the intestines: Orioles, swallows, swallows, emeralds and reds are in harmony everywhere.
Tang Bohu: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers and leaves come and go every year.
15. Mrs. Hua: Haha... I tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you just drank has been poisoned by me with the most strange poison in the world - "One Day's Death Powder"!
Tang Bohu: Haha... The most amazing poison in the world, how can I get your "life-killing powder in one day"?! It should be our Tang family's "half-step with a smile"!
Mrs. Hua: Haha... Nonsense! Our "One Day Killing Powder" is made from seven different poisonous insects, plus crane crown red, refined for seventy-seven and forty-nine days. It is colorless and odorless, killing people without a trace. trace.
Tang Bohu: Our "Smiling Banbu Dian" is made of honey, Sichuan clams, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not require refrigeration and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it also tastes delicious. (The two of them face the camera in advertising mode.)
16. Qiuxiang: You are Tang Bohu and I am Guanyin, here to kill you! (Qiuxiang transformed into a thicker stick and knocked Tang Bohu out of the door.)
Stephen Chow and Tang Bohu pick up Qiuxiang's lines (2)
1. The weather turns cloudy: "It's thundering, it's raining, so put away your clothes!" Or: "What a big marshmallow!"
2. When you see others failing the exam, say: "Junior brother, you have also fallen into the trap!"
3. When he failed the exam, he said: "I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending..."
4. When you drink too much, you say: "Hey, give me some time, I'll get used to it after I vomit."
5. Asking someone’s name: “What’s your mother’s last name?”
6. When someone threatens you, say: "Spare your life, hero!"
7. Let me introduce you to Pizzad’s boyfriend. He has a bad and ugly hairstyle, he has little money, he has never read a book, and his sexual ability is so-so, but he is considered a talented person. Ha ha
8. With your wisdom, can I fool you?
9. I’m not afraid to tell you that I have seen flying saucers, what the world calls UFOs, since I was a kid. Do you understand UFOs? When I was 18, I saw the legendary Loch Ness Monster again, and I was delighted with it. We have chatted about Bigfoot in Malayan Mountains and guessed it. In addition, since I was a child, I have played the roller coaster in the morning and the pirate ship in the evening. I also play the pirate ship in the morning, the roller coaster in the evening, and the pirate ship many times in the evening. I’ve tried them all and I’ll tell you.
10. Sir, you have a sky-high bone on your forehead, a spiritual light in your eyes, you are reincarnated as an immortal, and a god descends to earth. I am finally waiting for you. Don't move. Although I have revealed the secret and disaster is inevitable, this is my destiny. Even if I have to take great risks, I still have to show you the whole picture.
11. Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the God in the Box, or the Box God for short!
12. Good deeds have good causes, and evil has retribution. The laws of nature are cyclical and fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. My admiration for the emperor is like the endless stream of the river. Absolutely, it is like the Yellow River flooding, which is out of control.
13. I tell you, when dealing with this kind of woman, you must use a condescending look and a strong arm to rescue her from the sea of desire!
14. Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat!? Eat shit!
15. Ridiculous! I dare to say boldly, no one dares to pretend in front of me, please be quiet!
16. Sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you. Even dogs will faint if you are careful.
17. What did you say? Are you able to tell such a lie? Are you sorry for your own conscience? Are you sorry for your parents? Are you sorry for this country? You should hold a press conference to clarify it as soon as possible, otherwise I will rape you skin, tear off your bones, drink your blood!
18. Don’t blame me for being too frank! It would be too childish for you guys to want to take my life just because of these spoiled sweet potatoes and rotten eggs!!!!
19. Boss lady: You don’t need to make trouble, I will reveal my background. My father died when I was three, my father died when I was four, my father died when I was five, six, seven or eight. I seduced men when I was ten, I seduced men when I was eleven, and your man was also seduced by me.
20. Girls, please have mercy on me. All six members of my family died in one night. I am infected with tenth grade tuberculosis, half for sale and half for free, just buy me.
21. Fate is really unfair. Why do I have to lose my hair when I am so handsome? You are so ugly but don’t lose your hair.
22. Let me support you
23. However, I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you own an emotionally defective person forever, It's also useless.
24. Don’t blame me for being too frank! It would be too childish for you guys to want to take my life based on these spoiled sweet potatoes and rotten eggs!
25. Sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you. Even dogs will faint if you are careful.
26. One blow to the head, from the forehead to the nose, which (referring to the stall) was right in front of his stall. The tail keel was slashed several times, two tendons were broken, and it was suppressed. The trigeminal nerve affected the central system of the brain, and even the teeth popped out.
27. Absurd! I dare to say boldly, no one dares to pretend in front of me, please be quiet!
28. When cutting your hair, you shouldn’t just follow the trends based on how others cut it. You have to match it! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn’t match your face shape at all. Your face shape doesn’t match your body shape, and your body shape is completely consistent with your hair style. They don’t match, and they are extremely uncooperative!! Brother Huan! What on earth do you want?
29. What did you say? Are you able to tell lies like this? Are you sorry for your own conscience? Are you sorry for your parents? Are you sorry for this country? Please hold a press conference as soon as possible to clarify , otherwise I will peel off your skin, tear apart your bones, and drink your blood!
30. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. It’s your parents’ fault that made you look like this.
31. What do you think? When will it be my turn to think?
32. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!
33. This is so disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, I can tell that you have no connotation.
34. Shit, you are a puddle of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat!? Eat shit!
35. After you have chopped off the chicken head, burned the yellow paper, and made an alliance with your blood, Wei Xiaobao, you will be my brother of the Heaven and Earth Society, and you will be temporarily enrolled in the Qingmu Hall. We have ten major rules, twenty major codes, thirty major commandments, and eighty minor commandments. If you violate any of them, even if you are my disciple, you will be stabbed to death ninety-nine and eighty-one times.
Classic lines from Stephen Chow's "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"
"Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance" is a comedy film produced by Yongsheng Film Production Co., Ltd., directed by Stephen Chow and Li Lichi, starring Stephen Chow, Gong Li, Zheng Peipei and others. The following is the content of the classic lines of "Tang Bo Hu Spots the Fragrance of Autumn", welcome to read!
Tang Bohu points to Qiuxiang's classic lines 1
1, Tang Bohu: Sister, I read my poem, how do you react if nothing happens?
Sister Pomegranate: I didn’t react. I just shook my head because I had to urinate!
Tang Bohu: Do you have a knife on you?
Sister Pomegranate: What?
Tang Bohu: I want to commit suicide.
Sister Pomegranate: No, you have to have sex with me first!
2 , Messenger: Tang Bohu! (The messenger and others broke into the house and found Tang Bohu eating chicken wings, and asked Zhu Qian) Hey, didn't you say he was very sick?
Zhu Qi: He...he is very sick!
Messenger: If you are seriously ill, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?
Zhu Qi: Ah, what’s the matter with you?
Tang Bohu: Hey... it's very simple, because... (singing) Braised wings, I like to eat...
Messenger: (singing) But your mother said you will ascend to heaven soon...
Zhu Qi: (Chorus) The sooner you ascend to heaven, the more you should eat as hard as you can. If you don’t eat now, you won’t have the chance to eat again in the future!
Messenger: (Singing) Are you really going to ascend to heaven soon?
Tang Bohu: (Singing) I am really about to ascend to heaven...
(Chorus of three people) If you don’t eat now, you won’t have a chance to eat again later!
3, Zhu Qian: Since your father lost the battle back then, in the current weapons list, the Scholar's Life-Destroying Sword ranks second, our Overlord Spear ranks third, and Xiao Li's Flying Knife ranks fourth. La.
Tang Bohu: Who is ranked first?
Zhu Qian: It’s Xiao Li Feidao’s mother, but unfortunately she has passed away!
Tang Bohu: Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Li’s fucking flying knife. What a pity!
4 Zhu Zhishan: Hey, Brother Tang, look at the graceful woman on the bridge, all alone. Okay, so you can demonstrate your method of picking up girls on the spot, so that we brothers can learn from it.
Tang Bohu: Well...
Wen Bin: It’s about everyone’s welfare, are you okay?
Tang Bohu: It is obligatory.
5 Boatman: Master, you really know your stuff. There are so many boats, but you chose mine. I am famous for being fast.
Tang Bohu: Really?
Boatman: Of course.
Tang Bohu: Hey~~~your ship is sinking!
Boatman: Didn’t I say that it sinks quickly if it sinks?
6, Tang Bohu: Hey~~~The show is about to begin, I’ll beat you to death and you can’t even move.
Boatman: You said all the money from the sale should be given to me, no cheating.
Tang Bohu: With your wisdom, can I fool you?
Boatman: That's true.
7 , miserable person: I am so miserable, I sold myself to bury my whole family!
Tang Bohu: No way?
Tragic person: You two girls, have mercy on me. All six of my family died in one night. I am infected with tenth-grade tuberculosis. Half of it is for sale, half of it is free, so just buy it from me.
8 , the miserable person: (crying bitterly) Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you have been affectionate and righteous to me, and you have treated me with sincerity, but now I can't even I haven't even given you a full meal, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!
(Tang Bohu saw a cockroach and shouted "Be careful!" Sister Pomegranate stepped back and trampled the cockroach to death.)
Tang Bohu: (distraught) Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other and have shared joys and sorrows for so many years. I have always taught you and raised you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, a man with white hair would give a man with black hair a gift!
9 , Wu Zhuangyuan: Boy, from today on, you are a low-level servant in Washington. 9527 is your lifelong code name, start doing things!
Servants: (running in formation and singing marching songs) It’s really funny to work like a dog and not bark when being scolded. It’s really funny to be scolded and not bark like a dog.
10, Tang Bohu: Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was preserved. I will find a chance to express my love to her tonight, and see if you, Qiuxiang, are passionate about me! (When he turned around, he was punched in the right eye)
Tang Bohu: Oh~~who hit me?
Sister Pomegranate: I am the most beautiful and stunning Sister Pomegranate.
Tang Bohu: Is that you? I have no enmity or grudge against you...
Sister Pomegranate: I’ll fight! (Tang Bohu was punched again and his nose was bleeding)
Tang Bohu: Why?
Sister Pomegranate: Why? Because you deserve to fight! Now that everyone knows that you secretly drew pictures of me, who you have a crush on, how can I still have the face to see others? I'd better die!
Tang Bohu: I have no objection to that.
Sister Pomegranate: Of course you agreed, do you want to die with me and become a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate? I bother! I haven't agreed to accept your love yet.
Tang Bohu: Sister Pomegranate, you misunderstood. In fact, I respect you as much as I respect my own mother.
Sister Pomegranate: Mom? You actually fell in love with your own mother? God, such a rebellious and unscrupulous thing is really exciting! Come on, I've never tried this before, I'm a little nervous, come on! Come quickly!
Sister Pomegranate: (lying on her back on the ground) Stop talking, do it quickly! Don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, use your strength!
11, Tang Bohu: Swallow the world with anger!
Mrs. Hua: There is no wind but waves!
Tang Bohu: The first move of the Tathagata's divine palm: hit the cow across the mountain!
Mrs. Hua: Improper!
Tang Bohu: A two-pronged approach!
12, Tang Bohu: Sister Qiuxiang, when you find out that you have wronged me, you will definitely feel very sad and regret it. Why bother? It’s better to follow me quickly!
Qiuxiang: Come on! If there is really a thief in the house, why don't you tell my wife why you came to my room? You don't want to be a frivolous and ignorant woman everywhere after you have studied for two years. Let me tell you, it doesn’t matter if a man is poor, but he must have backbone and talent, otherwise he will be nothing but a waste even if he spends his whole life studying!
13 Tang Bohu: (laughing) Qiuxiang, you are too impulsive, but no wonder, you are still young, but I like...
Qiuxiang: Cross Soul Chasing Stick!
14 Mrs. Hua: Haha~ Let me tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you just drank has been poisoned by me with the most amazing poison in the world: you will die in one day!
Tang Bohu: Haha~ The most strange poison in the world, how can I get your "life-killing powder in one day"! It should be our Tang family's "smiling half-step"!
Mrs. Hua: Our "One Day Killing Powder" is made from seven different kinds of poisonous insects, plus crane crown red, and refined for 7,749 days. It is colorless and odorless, killing people without a trace.
Tang Bohu: Our "Smiling Banbu Dian" is made of honey, Sichuan clams, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it also tastes delicious.
(The two of them face the camera, in advertising mode)
Mrs. Hua: People who eat our "One Day Death Powder" will lose all their martial arts within one day, their muscles and veins will flow backwards, and their thoughts will be disordered.
If you think about it, you will become obsessed and eventually your blood vessels will burst and die.
Tang Bohu: That’s right! Friends who have eaten "Half-step with a smile", as the name suggests, must not walk half a step or smile, otherwise their whole body will explode and die. It’s really a home trip…
Mrs. Hua: Murder and silence...
Both men: (in unison) Essential medicine!
15, Tang Bohu: Sister Qiuxiang! What do you think of my character in Hua'an?
Qiuxiang: I think... you are a fool!
Tang Bohu: Sister Qiuxiang! Then would you like to study poems and songs with a fool in front of the willow tree at midnight tonight?
16 , Staff officer: There are three masters in one village and two li. They don’t know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, but they dare to teach seven or eighty-nine students. It’s very bold!
Prince Ning: Yes, why is it wrong? If you don’t give me face, I will really go crazy!
Tang Bohu: Let me try!
Tang Bohu: Nine out of ten families are poor, and they only scrape together eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents, yet they are so half-hearted and obscene!
17 , Staff Officer: In the picture, the dragon does not roar and the tiger does not roar, the little book boy is ridiculous!
Tang Bohu: On the chessboard, the chariots have no wheels and the horses have no reins, calling the general to beware! Advisor: Yingying, swallows, swallows, emeralds and reds are all harmonious and harmonious!
Tang Bohu: Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, flowers and leaves come and go every year!
Tang Bohu points to Qiuxiang's classic lines 2
1. Guard against day and night, it is difficult to guard against house thieves.
2. I don’t even care about my life, how can you compare with me?
3. Who thinks you are a low-level servant? We just think you are a dog.
4. Sir: I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, and if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha!
5. Tang Bohu: It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world is a smile full of love, my God! I finally found my ideal, she is Qiu Xiang!
6. Why is there so much boring waste in the world?
7. My heart is sad and painful. Eight wives are like jackals and tigers. People think that I enjoy all the blessings of everyone, but in fact, who knows that I am empty and lonely!
8. Don’t pity me because I’m a delicate flower, just do your best! Classic Quotes
9. You have to know that beauty, like flowers, needs green leaves to set off her beauty.
10. Is this true? What you said cannot be ignored! good! I am Tang Bohu, who is both beautiful and intelligent, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry!
11. Tang Bohu: I can... play the harmonica, play the jade flute, pick up girls, read little books, read astrology, read people's eyebrows, be romantic, and steal jade and fragrance!
12. Tang Bohu: Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other and have shared joys and sorrows for so many years. I have always taught you and raised you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, a man with white hair would give a man with black hair a gift!
13. Wu Zhuangyuan: Tragic! awful! awful! I have to poop after eating, I still want to poop after pooping, and I want to eat after pooping. Life is about pooping! awful!
14. A thousand pieces of gold are easy to get, but a confidant is hard to find. Tang Bohu points to Qiuxiang's classic lines
15. Hua'an composed a poem for the three fragrances (Chun Xiang, Xia Xiang and Dong Xiang): One Hua'an has two eyes, three girls have six breasts.
16. Tang Bohu: Neighbors, come quickly, the filial son auction has just been released, come and take a look if you don’t want to buy!
17. Tang Bohu: Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others because they can’t see through it. There are no tombs of heroes in Wuling, and there are no flowers, no wine, and fields being cultivated.
18. Tang Bohu: You have just been hit by the most vicious "disfigurement beyond recognition", and you are in a very dangerous situation! Fortunately, I used the long-lost secret skill "Repay Piao Piao Fist" in time to beat you back to your original shape. Now you are fine!
19. Work like a dog and cannot bark when someone scolds you.
20. Tang Bohu: The ups and downs in life are so fast. It’s so exciting that I almost want to pee.
21. Strictly speaking, I am also a thief, but I am not a promiscuous thief. You can regard me as a thief who steals hearts.
22. Mrs. Hua: It’s so exciting, I can’t help but praise him! No, I can't show it. But this feeling really makes people feel like they are flying in the clouds. His touching confession can be expressed with playful and light bamboo boards, and the ending is finished with strong rhythmic percussion instruments. It really makes me climax one after another. Wave!
23. It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world is a smile full of love. I finally found my ideal.
It’s a pity that Tang Bohu picked up Qiuxiang’s classic lines
Classic lines from "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance":
1. Don’t blame me for being too frank! It would be child's play for you, these rotten sweet potatoes and rotten bird eggs, to take my life!2. Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other and have shared joys and sorrows for so many years. I have always taught you and raised you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, a man with white hair would give a man with black hair.
3. Life goes up and down too fast, and it’s really exciting.
4. Qiuxiang, you are too impulsive, but no wonder, you are still young, but I like it, Cross Soul Chasing Stick!
5. It’s really funny to work hard like a dog, but can’t bark when being beaten, like a dog.
Classic lines from Stephen Chow's "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"
Classic lines from "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"
1. Zhu Zhishan: Brother Tang, help!
Tang Bohu: It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost cleanly in the casino again?
Zhu Zhishan: It’s my parents who gave birth to me, and it’s Brother Tang who knows me!
Tang Bohu: Among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy-going, and everyone knows it! As the saying goes, when the wind blows away the eggshells, and the wealth disappears, people will be happy. This is your motto, Brother Zhu, isn't it?
Zhu Zhishan: No prizes, no prizes, but compared to Brother Tang’s uninhibited style, I can’t help but fall behind!
Tang Bohu: Hahahaha, but, brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and when you lose all, you come to call for help. Doing this all the time---that's not the way to go, right?
Zhu Zhishan: You are insightful. This is why I decided to go all out this time and lost everything I could lose in my life, a total of three hundred thousand taels. I hope Brother Tang will paint thirty paintings for me so that I can pay off my debt and save my life!
Tang Bohu: I understand. Ah Shui, you go out first!
Servant Ah Shui: It’s the young master!
Tang Bohu: You bastard, do you think this is a charity hall? You want 300,000 taels? No need to talk!
Zhu Zhishan: Don’t be like this. It’s all my fault. It’s my fault. Now I kowtow and admit my mistake. Don't you just think that I'm lending you jade dumplings for fun? Also think about how much money I've made selling your paintings in the past few years! Now the brothers on the street outside are saying, after three sticks of incense, I'll take Less than thirty paintings are going to tear me into pieces! Please help me!
Tang Bohu: Three pillars of incense? Humph, don’t say that my brother doesn’t take care of you. I will definitely write an elegiac couplet for you in your mourning hall. If you write that you will die, you will be unworthy, and if you write that you will die, you will not regret it! You make your own choice!
Zhu Zhishan: Bohu, don't be so cruel, okay? At worst, I'll make a vow that if I gamble again, I'll let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape her every night until my body is completely bruised and crumbling. Is that okay?
Tang Bohu: Ah! You can even utter such a tragic oath? Okay, I will help you again! Come, wait for me with the four treasures of the study!
Zhu Zhishan: Brother Tang is so loyal, courageous, and chivalrous!
Tang Bohu: Stop talking nonsense and take off your clothes!
Zhu Zhishan: Ah! Take off your clothes?
(Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan’s body for painting)
Zhu Zhishan: Do you want to kill me? It’s really amazing. Even if you beat me to death, it’s worth it. What kind of trick is this?
Tang Bohu: Isn't it spectacular? This is called the picture of an eagle spreading its wings and swallowing up the world! This picture is enough to pay for your three hundred thousand taels. Please don't bother me again in the future.
Zhu Zhishan: That’s for sure, for sure? But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that he can turn the two points on my chest into a flower, my palms into a tree, my butt into a stone, my front feet to sit on a cloud, and my back feet to become a mountain.
Zhu Zhishan: Hey, which part of my body was used to draw that majestic eagle?
Tang Bohu: I used your lifeblood.
Zhu Zhishan: It’s just as I expected. It’s majestic, passionate, and so expressive!
Tang Bohu: I'm talking about the little insect in the eagle's beak. Where does it get its majesty and enthusiasm? Tsk!
Zhu Zhishan: Huh? That’s fine. Hey, it even has a hook!
2. Messenger: Tang Bohu! (The messenger and others broke into the house and found Tang Bohu eating chicken wings, and asked Zhu Qian) Hey, didn’t you say he was very ill?
Zhu Qi: He...he is very sick!
Messenger: If you are seriously ill, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?
Zhu Qi: Ah, what’s the matter with you?
Tang Bohu: Hey... It's very simple, because... (singing) Braised wings, I like to eat...
Messenger: (singing) But your mother said you will ascend to heaven soon...
Zhu Qian: (Chorus) The sooner you ascend to heaven, the more you should eat as hard as you can. If you don’t eat now, you won’t have the chance to eat again in the future!
Messenger: (Singing) Are you really about to ascend to heaven?
Tang Bohu: (Singing) I am really about to ascend to heaven...
(Chorus of three people) If you don’t eat it now, you won’t have the chance to eat it again in the future!
3. Zhu Qian: Because your father lost the battle back then, in the current weapons list, the Scholar's Life-Destroying Sword ranks second, our Overlord Spear ranks third, and Xiao Li's Flying Knife ranks fourth.
Tang Bohu: Who is ranked first?
Zhu Qian: It’s Xiao Li Feidao’s mother, but unfortunately she has passed away!
Tang Bohu: Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Li’s fucking flying knife. What a pity!
4. Zhu Zhishan: Hey, Brother Tang, look at the graceful woman on the bridge, all alone. Okay, so you can demonstrate your method of picking up girls on the spot, so that we brothers can learn from it.
Tang Bohu: Well...
Wen Bin: It’s about everyone’s welfare, are you okay?
Tang Bohu: It is obligatory.
5. Boatman: Master, you really know the goods. There are so many boats, but you chose mine. I am famous for being fast.
Tang Bohu: Really?
Boatman: Of course.
Tang Bohu: Hey~~~your ship is sinking!
Boatman: Didn’t I say that it sinks quickly if it sinks?
6. Tang Bohu: Hey~~~The show is about to begin. I’ll beat you to death and you won’t be able to move.
Boatman: You said all the money from the sale should be given to me, no cheating.
Tang Bohu: With your wisdom, can I fool you?
Boatman: That's true.
7. Miserable person: I am so miserable, selling myself and burying my whole family!
Tang Bohu: No way?
Tragic person: You two girls, have mercy on me. All six of my family died in one night. I am infected with tenth-grade tuberculosis. Half of it is for sale, half of it is free, so just buy it from me.
8. Miserable person: (crying) Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die. Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, and you have been loving and caring to me, but now I don't even have a full meal. I'm sorry for letting you eat it, Wangcai!
(Tang Bohu saw a cockroach and shouted "Be careful!" Sister Pomegranate stepped back and trampled the cockroach to death.)
Tang Bohu: (Devastated) Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years. We have been teaching you and raising you as if we were our own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, the white-haired man For brunettes!
9. Wu Zhuangyuan: Boy, from today on, you are a low-level servant in Washington. 9527 is your lifelong code name. Start doing things!
All the servants: (running in formation, singing marching songs) Working hard like a dog, being scolded for not barking, like a dog, so funny. Being scolded for not being able to bark, like a dog, so funny.
10. Tang Bohu: Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was preserved. I will find a chance to express my love to her tonight, and see if you, Qiuxiang, are passionate about me! (When I turned around, I was hit in the right eye. punch)
Tang Bohu: Oh~~who hit me?
Sister Pomegranate: I am the most beautiful and stunning Sister Pomegranate.
Tang Bohu: Is it you? I have no grievances with you...
Sister Pomegranate: I'll fight! (Tang Bohu was punched again, and his nose was bleeding)
Tang Bohu: Why?
Sister Pomegranate: Why? Because you deserve to be beaten! Now everyone knows that you secretly drew pictures of me and had a crush on me. How can I still have the face to see others? I'd better die!
Tang Bohu: I have no objection to that.
Sister Pomegranate: Of course you agreed. Do you want to die with me and become a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate? Bah! I haven’t agreed to accept your love yet.
Tang Bohu: Sister Pomegranate, you misunderstood. In fact, I respect you as much as I respect my own mother.
Sister Pomegranate: Mom? You actually fell in love with your own mother? Oh my god, such a rebellious and unscrupulous thing is really exciting! Come on, I have never tried it before, I am a little nervous, come on! Come on, come on ah!
Sister Pomegranate: (lying on her back on the ground) Stop talking, do it quickly! Don’t pity me because I am a delicate flower, use your strength!
11. Tang Bohu: Hey, are the four of them the four famous prostitutes in Jiangnan?
Four slutty thieves: We are just sluts and sluts!
Tang Bohu: Wow, ah, ah, ah, ah, ok! To be honest, little brother, I am the little worm named Zhou Botong, who is known as the jade tree facing the wind that beats Pan An, and the pear blossom crushing the begonia!
12. Tang Bohu: Sister Qiuxiang, when you find out that you have wronged me, you will definitely feel very sad and regret it. Why bother? Just come with me!
Qiuxiang: Come on! If there is really a thief in the house, why don't you tell the madam why you came to my room? Don't go around looking for frivolous and ignorant women after studying for two years. Let me tell you, it doesn’t matter if a man is poor, but he must have backbone and talent, otherwise he will be nothing but a waste even if he spends his whole life studying!
13. Tang Bohu: (laughing) Qiuxiang, you are too impulsive, but no wonder, you are still young, but I like...
Qiuxiang: Cross Soul Chasing Stick!
14. Tang Bohu: (beating the bowl with chopsticks to the accompaniment) Madam, I live on the outskirts of Suzhou. I have a house and a field, and my life is full of joy. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and merciless that he colluded with the government to occupy my big house and seize my land. My grandfather fell out with him, but he beat him down with a stick. My grandma scolded him for deceiving good people, but he took him to the Tang Mansion and raped her a hundred times. In the end, she hanged herself from the beam and hated the world. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived on the river bank. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu, who was so insidious and knew this situation, actually sent people to plot and beat my father and son wildly in front of the market. The young man was strong and survived, but the poor old man died! This hatred is even more difficult to fill. In order to bury my father, I had no choice but to sell myself as a slave and become a slave. While working hard to make money, I also read books. I vowed to show my fame and my will to kill my enemies with my own hands! From now on, Tang Yin's poetry collection is with me, and I remember that this is an irreconcilable hatred!!!
15. Tang Bohu: Sister Qiuxiang! What do you think of my character in Hua'an?
Qiuxiang: I think...you are a fool!
Tang Bohu: Sister Qiuxiang! Then would you like to study poetry and songs with a fool in front of the willow tree at midnight tonight?
16. Staff officer: There are three masters in one village and two li. They don’t know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, but they dare to teach seven or eighty-nine students. It’s very bold!
Prince Ning: Yes, why is it wrong? If you don’t give me face, I will really go crazy!
Tang Bohu: Let me try!
Tang Bohu: Nine out of ten families are poor, and they only scrape together eight or seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents, yet they are so half-hearted and obscene!
17. Staff officer: In the picture, the dragon does not roar and the tiger does not roar. The little book boy is ridiculous!
Tang Bohu: On the chessboard, the chariots have no wheels and the horses have no reins. The general is shouting to be on guard! Staff: The birds, birds, swallows, emeralds and reds are everywhere in harmony!
Tang Bohu: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers and leaves come and go every year!
18. Staff officer: The thoughts of ten people are thinking of the king, the country, and the country!
Tang Bohu: Appreciate with eight eyes, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the fragrance of autumn!
Staff Officer: I have a high level of majesty and courage.
Tang Bohu: You are so filthy, half of your glans is exposed.
Staff Officer: Will my great General Staff Officer lose to you as a book boy? Come and plant trees!
Tang Bohu: Come with the fish in your bathtub!
Advisor: The fish fat and fruit are ripe and go into my belly!
Tang Bohu: Your mother is here to cook!
Staff officer: Ah?! (The staff general took a few steps back and vomited blood)
Tang Bohu: We were just doing this for fun, but today Brother Chuanchang actually vomited dozens of taels of blood, which is unprecedented. I admire you!
19. Mrs. Hua: Haha~ Let me tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you just drank has been poisoned by me with the strangest poison in the world: you will die in one day!
Tang Bohu: Haha~ The most strange poison in the world, who will get your "life-killing powder in one day"! It should be our Tang family's "half-step with a smile"!
Mrs. Hua: Our "One Day Killing Powder" is made from seven different kinds of poisonous insects, plus crane crown red, and refined for 7,749 days. It is colorless and odorless, killing people without a trace.
Tang Bohu: Our "Smiling Banbu Dian" is made of honey, Sichuan clams, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it also tastes delicious.
(The two of them face the camera in advertising mode)
Mrs. Hua: People who eat our "One Day Death Powder" will lose all their martial arts within one day, their muscles and veins will flow backwards, and their thoughts will be disordered.
If you think about it, you will become obsessed and eventually your blood vessels will burst and die.
Tang Bohu: That's right! As the name suggests, friends who have eaten "Half-step with a smile" must not walk half a step or smile, otherwise their whole body will explode and die. It’s really a home trip…
Mrs. Hua: Murder and silence...
Both men: (in unison) A must-have medicine!
20. Tang Bohu: Swallow the world with anger!
Mrs. Hua: There is no wind but no waves!
Tang Bohu: The first form of Tathagata's divine palm: hitting the cow across the mountain!
Mrs. Hua: Substituting flowers and grafting new ideas!
Tang Bohu: A two-pronged approach!
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